Seireti Shenanigins.

Knealing down you smile and hold out your hand to the sulking form of Yoruichi. "Come on Yoruichi-chan, your comeing with me." She looks up at you with hope in her molten gold eyes. as she hops up to your shoulder. (The one not taken by Yachiru) You motion for her to come closer.

"You and I need to talk later, I promise you, you wont regret it." You whisper into her ear and wink playfully. "You ready John-san?" Hitsugaya asks with an amused smirk contimplating what kind of scene a 6 foot 9 inch American dressed in blue jeans, Jump boots and an old Motorhead concert jacket will cause.

Not even takeing into account who he is, OR who he is related to. Hitsugaya preforms a confuseing and complicated set of hand movements, and soon your standing infront of a pair of VERY familiar looking gates.

"Oh hey, I remember these!" Haineko giggles before leering playfully at Matsumoto. "Yeah but this time Baa-chan isnt handleing the directions."

Walking through the Senkaimon gates you soon find yourself in a calm looking white room. "The heck? We end up in a hosptial or somethin?" The group chuckles at your statement.

"Your funny Goofy-chan!" Yachiru giggles as she sways her legs. "No John-kun, this is where Konsoed souls are sent to before there processed." Rangiku gives you a bubbly explanation. "That's right, but it is also where we soul reapers go to be sent on missions to the living world. Now come along we have to check in?"

As you and the group start down the halls, you run into strange posters plastered all over the walls. Leaning closer Renji-chan reads aloud. "Wanted, the heir to the Genryūsai clan. Reward negoshiable. Signed Mayuri Taichio of squad 12" Your girls all twitch in irritation enmass at the tought.

"That fucking wierdo!" Haineko bristles. "Creepy weirdo!" Rangiku murmers as she shivers slightly. "Who the fuck is Mayuri Taicho?" You mumble as you stare at the odd looking description alinging the poster. "Trust me John-san. You dont want to know. Luckly nobody really knows what you look like for now, so we still have some time."

Trying to forget the wierdness you and the group start towards the first squad barracks. Everything seems normal, the girls are all giggleing amongst them selves, except for Yoruichi who is still worrying over what you could possibly want to tell her.

"Damn it Kenpachi!! Leave me alone!!" A voice yowls in annoyance as a small scale explosion occurs in the distance. "What the hell is that?!" You yelp in fright before an orange haired Shinigami wielding a huge butcher knife like sword leaps out infront of you.

"HEY, IT'S ICHI-CHAN!!" Yachiru giggles happly as said Ichi-chan stops in his tracks. "Y-Yachiru?!" He gets a good look at you. "N-Nani?" Soon a gravely voice can be heard followec by its larger then life owner. "Ichigo! You finally grow a set-" He stops as soon as he looks toward you. "Oi, Yachiru, Whos yer new freind?"

"HEY KEN-CHAN!" She squeezes your neck. "This is my new freind, Goofy-chan!" Kenpachi and Ichigo both sweat drop. "Um...will some one PLEASE tell me what's going on?" Ichigo murmers out in confusion. "I hate to say it, but I agree with strawberry. Who's the Giant, and why's he here?"

Hitsugaya decides to play peace maker and explains your story, But the second they find out how your related to Kenpachi's face splits in a manic grin. "Can I fight him?!"

Promising to have a freindly freindly spar with Kenpachi, you and the group finally manage to make your way to the Squad One baracks. "Soifon Taicho, For the last time I do not know where Yoruichi is, And Mayuri Taicho, My grandson will NOT BE A TEST SUBJECT!!"

An odd sounding voice answers. "What if I where able to ingraceiate myself to him?" "You have as much chance as anyone, now please leave." Walking into the room after a strange burst of noise. Yachiru and Yoruichi jumo off of you as you soon find yourself in an Ironstrong hug. "JOHNNY BOY!!!"

Soifon stares at the scene in bewilderment as her supposeidly stoic commander is shakeing you back and forth in a bearhug. "What in the NAME OF!?!" Yoruichi hops next to her and chuckles slightly. "Quite the sight huh?" She hops in place. "Y-Yoruichi-sama!! W-where...how!?" Yoruichi chuckles again. "I'll explain later." She then leers at Soifon.

"You might want to hurry though, He's only going to be single for so long." Soifons face turns candy apple red at the motion. "Y-Y-Y-YORUICHI-SAMA!!!" She puts a paw on Soifons leg. "Just think about it, ok?"

After almost being squeezed to **** by your overly exuberant grandpa you are lead to the Genryūsai clan house. "You really have to go?" You mumble sadly. "Yea..we still have some things to do with our devisions, BUT WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW THOUGH!" You smile warmly at a teary eyed Matsumoto and Renji. Giveing them a hug goodby you soon find your way to a liveing area.

You, Kaiten, Kyokotsu, and the human form of Yoruichi are sitting around a small table sipping on some sake. "Yoruichi...Do you have feelings for me?