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Chapter 13
by tristanr
What kind of magic do you start to research?
Separation, wormholes, duplication, and spatial stuff
"What if you want to do a cut to yourself, is there any safe way to do that?"
She was thinking of cutting hair and nails, and shaving. You, of course, were already trying to break this game, and when you considered safely separating flesh the answer was yes.
"This has to be expensive as fuck, but that could be broken."
"What's the deal?"
"I found a way to break the system and take over the world, but only if I can afford a really stupid experiment."
"What gives you more energy?"
You quickly explain the mana gain system as you know it.
"I've got it. Ultimate power-up. Give me a minute."
She grabs her phone and makes a call.
"Hey, Nan? Ok, Nancy. Yes it's important. Like... You're all progressive and shit, right? Yeah, yeah. So what's the most important thing in the world? No, like world problems. Ok! Shut up you can tell me details later. But what if I knew a way to fix the carbon in the air and we needed your help for an experiment."
She looks at you and asks "We can do that, right?"
"If this works, sure."
"And the odds of that?"
You think about it. Every time I do it I'll be potentially increasing my mana gain sort of linearly, but the cost won't scale and I might find a way to work more efficiently. So as long as the it's less than say a hundred times my fuck up earlier, it'll work out fast enough. "Probably 90%."
"Could you hear that? Great. Yeah, I know it sounds like bullshit but as soon as you get here I'll explain and prove it to you. Just don't mind the girl on the floor. It was extremely consensual. Naked. No, no nasty cum. I bet! See you in a minute."
She hangs up. "I'll tell you what that was in a minute. Right now we should cover up that big mess on the floor. Leave Julie. Nan said quote 'I would have come over for the naked girl', and convincing her was a waste."
You have an idea, and after a few small tests smoothly scrape the entire spot from the floor and bring it as a blob through the landing and into the toilet.
"OK, so maybe that's a bit scary. Look at how crazy shiny the spot is now."
You may have removed the very top layer of varnish. Definitely scary as hell.
"So what's the plan, Ashley? Cleanup is done, so tell me about Nancy?"
"Well, you said things sort of multiply, right? So you can get a lot of a lot if your sex is intense in every way. How much power would you get from licking an honest to god virgin lesbian with an oral fetish while she makes out with her crush, a kinky straight girl with domination and exhibitionism fetishes?"
You pause. Damn. Wow. Math is occasionally your very best friend, other than apparently Ashley.
"You're OK with this? If you know you're not into girls-"
"You're talking about taking over the world. What's a bit of boundary-stretching compared to that. I'm pretty sure that girl would whore herself out for the rest of her life if it could solve one of her 'projects'. We just need to prove to her that you're magic and we're golden."
There's a knock upstairs. "Be right back!" shouts Ashley as she dashes up, still mostly naked.
She returns with a blonde who is incredibly out of your league. Also apparently playing for the same team, to use an oddly backward pair of phrases.
"Eddie, she has the answer to your moral whining." She turns to the girl, Nancy apparently. "I'll get to the proof in a minute, but tell him what you told me."
"Why?"
"Does Eddie have permission to rip buttons off your clothes if he can do it from where he'd sitting?"
"Knock yourself ... well, fuck."
You hadn't waited for her to finish and had neatly snipped the top and bottom buttons off of her clothes. Also, you were experimenting with non-visual sensing (AKA trying to look through her clothes) and noticed a second set of buttons.
She yells as a pair of buttons on her panties slide quickly out of her pants and to your hand.
"OK, so freaky stuff is going on. Also, those weren't decorative, FYI."
Ashley is impatient. "So tell him what you told me already."
"I'd die or kill or betray my closest friend to mag- ...well I guess that is the right word after all. To magically stop global warming."
"Not that part, idiot. What would you do sexually?"
"What sexual thing possibly compares to that stuff?"
"Bitch, I want the example you gave a minute ago!"
"You're an ass, Ashley. Guy, I'm sure you're perfectly alright for a penis-owner, but I've known I was a lesbian since I was a girl. When I said I'd spend the rest of my life coated head to toe in semen it was because that's literally the grossest thing I can possibly imagine. Not a suggestion!"
"OK. We get it. It's way easier than that, no worries. So pick another proof that Eddie here can do magic. He does it, you believe us, we tell you the actual cost, and we save the world together."
She goes with?
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