Senior Management

Chapter 3

Paul: Oh good I can kill four birds with one stone!

Bob: “Excuse me! This is a private meeting for senior management. You’ll need to come back later.”

Paul: I don’t think you understand. I own this company. I own this entire planet if I want. Luckily for the world, I just really like getting my dick sucked.

“What the… You’re at that guy from IT aren’t you? Do I need to call security?”

Paul: Oh that’s hardly called for. Bob.

Marlene: This the guy responsible for the slowdown in the network, Bob! Monique was supposed to deal with him this morning!

Paul: Monique decided it would be more fun to be the office whore and let me stay here, Marlene. But we could have more than one office whore. You see, I figured out that the universe is a Computer simulation and I figured out how to hack the code. Let me show you what I can do with this app on my phone.

Bob: "Good God! How did you do that? What happen to Marlene?”

Paul: That is Marlene Bob. I rewrote her code.

Marlene: I’m a whore! <Giggle>

Jimmy: This…this isn’t possible!

Paul: It shouldn’t be. If universe was real, Jimmy. But it isn’t. It’s simulation. So you could just as well be Kimmy. It just takes a quick rewrite of the code. Would you like to be Kimmy Jimmy?

Jimmy: What no I…

Kimmy:…I… Ay,ay ay! I so horny!

Paul: Of course you are, Kimmy! But you can make out with Marlene while Bob and I discuss the future of the company.

Marlene: Oh yummy! Come here baby!

Kimmy: Kimmy like kissy-kissy, suck-sucky!

Sandra: Oh my god! You racist, sexist fuck!

Paul: Oh, don't be like that, Sandra! Be like this!

Sandra: O!K! <giggle> Happy Happy!

Bob: “ You… You have this power… And you use it to make bimbos?“

Paul: I like bimbos, Bob! What’s not to like?

Bob: "Well sure, but good God man thInk! You said it yourself! You could corner markets! Topple governments! Change life as we know it! You need guidance! A vision! Leadership! Sure, turn these three into your play things. I never had any respect for them anyway. But please, let’s talk about what we can REALLY do with this invention of yours!”

Paul: Gosh, Bobbi! I guess it’s a good thing that I discovered this little back door into the universe and not you.

Bob: "Bobbi? Wait! Put that down let’s talk about this.”

Paul: I’m afraid this interview is over Bobbi.

Bobbi: “ Gosh, Mr. Halloran! Did I get the job?”

Paul: You did Bobbi! You’re my new personal assistant!

Bobbi: “Oh goodie! How can I assist you!”

Paul: Well, Bobbi, remember how I discovered this little back door? It was so rewarding, I think I might like to discover another one!

Bobbi: “<giggle> Does that mean you're gonna do me in the bum?”

Paul: Why yes, Bobbi. Yes it does. Sandra, why don't you cheer me on!

Sandra: YaY! Go!