Senate Striptease I: Gold bangles

Princess Senator Leia Organa of Alderaan entered the rotunda of the Galactic Senate dressed not in her usual sheer white maxi dress but in the gold and purple loincloth bikini of a Hutt pleasure slave. How much flesh it revealed was irrelevant to her. She was an Organa of Alderaan. Her chin was up and proud. She would not let the outfit wear her. She wore the outfit.

Elan Sleazebaggano Junior was trailing her as a deputized Senatorial page for the day. He was pretending to not be high on death sticks.

Senator Jar Jar Binks of Naboo had the floor when Leia's holo-pager beeped. She looked at the incoming message: "START STRIPPING."

She frantically texted back. "Senate is in session. There's 9000 holo-cameras pointed at me."

"THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT REAL. YOU WANT THE FATAL FLAW? START STRIPPING."

She looked back at Elan. He nodded while scratching at the invisible space spiders he was imagining on his death stick trip. She dropped the gold bangles on the floor of her Senate pod. They rolled and clattered, drawing attention to her.

Outfit durability: 27/30 (Bikini top, bikini loincloth, gold arm cuff, suede boots)