Security checkpoint

Joanne led them to the shortest line for security check. Sam got their boarding passes from her bag and everyone else got their IDs from their bags.

"Oh Mom, I should hold onto your boarding pass and ID after you go through, since you can be forgetful sometimes." Sam requested.

Joanne nodded as they approached the security guards and metal detector. The three of them placed their bags onto the x-ray scanner and Joanne led them to the metal detector.

"What the hell?" The female security guard said, palming her pepper spray.

"Oh, please excuse my mom's attire. She was in a rush this morning and can be forgetful at times. If this is a problem, we can have her change into something more appropriate from her bag." Sam explained.

The guard's face softened and thought for a moment. She should probably make her get dressed since there was no way the pilot and flight attendants, let alone other passengers, would be ok with her being naked on their flight. However, it was busy, and policy dictates to allow for the flow of passengers to get on their flight, but only within reason.

As Joanne's bag went through the scanner, the technician noticed something odd, and he had a dirty thought of what it was, but dismissed it as his mind playing tricks. He was about to call another security guard to look at it when he looked up to see the naked Joanne standing before his colleague. He listened to Sam's explanation and contemplated jumping into action as well...