Second round

Which Nordic country is NOT a member of the EU? Norway. Correct. Which institution of the EU consists of heads of state or government of member countries? Ehh… European Commission? WRONG. The motto of the EU is? United in diversity. Correct. How many members has the European Commission? 27. Correct. Which countries joined the European Communities in 1986? Hmm... Denmark and Austria? WRONG.

“Two mistakes this time, Joe. Draw two transformation cards.”

“Bisexuality and Lips Enlargement.”

“Do you like them?”

“No. I don’t mind the lips, I guess my new face might even look better with them. But I don’t want to be turned into a cocksucker. Oh, sorry for my language.”

“But that would double your dating pool.”

“My dating pool is large enough already. I want to discard it.”

“Draw two new ones then.”

“Body Hair Removal, Sexy Voice.”

“Better?”

“The hair removal might be practical, but sexy voice might be kinda silly. It should match my new face, but I’d still be a guy that talks like a chick.”

“Be patient, Joe. There are still five rounds ahead of us, you might not remain a man until the end.

“Thanks, I guess.”

“Into the Chamber!”

This time Joe was calmer when he entered the device, these were not exactly the transformations he desired the most and he was a bit upset that he would lose his sexy masculine voice, but it was not the end of the world. When he exited The Chamber not all of the changes to his body could be seen right away, although he himself felt the lack of body hair; losing a “sweater” does not go unnoticed. His lips were pretty, fuller and more shapely, they made his face even more beautiful, so there were no reasons to complain.

“Welcome back, Joe. How do you like your transformed self?”

“It’s fine I guess… Ah!”

The voice that spoke to the microphone was still sexy, but this time it was feminine, moderately low and husky, but undeniably feminine.

“How does that impact your dating pool?” asked Frank with a smirk on his face.

“I’m not sure yet” replied Joe listening carefully to the sound of his own voice “I think I’ll be able to live with it as well.”

“We’re glad to hear it. I could ask you to remove you shirt, so we could admire the hair removal transformation as well, but I think we’ll wait with that. Maybe some other transformations will come soon that would make your striptease more attractive” Frank finished the sentence with a wink.

“Hey! You said yourself that I wasn’t fat” replied Joe with a grin.

“Which category for round number three?”

“German and Austrian Federal States.”