First round

“Good evening, Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to Who Wanna Be a Bimbo! My name is Frank Trustworthy and tonight here with us is Joe. Hello, Joe.”

“Hello, Frank.”

“Do you wanna be a bimbo, Joe?”

“Not really, although there are some transformations that I wouldn’t mind.”

“So there is a little bimbo hidden inside of you, after all. Which ones?”

“Stuff like waist narrowing or hair extension. These aren’t just for bimbos and as you can see i could benefit from them.”

“Who knows, you might just get lucky. But first, draw the categories. There are seven rounds ahead of you, so you’ll have twelve categories to choose from. Go ahead.”

“Recognise Country, Bones, Art, German and Austrian Federal States, Russian History, Dogs, Czech Republic, Periodic Table, EU, Cold War, Phobias, Cities and Landmarks.

“How do you like them?”

“Not bad, I think I should manage.”

“Which category for the first round?”

“Let’s start with Recognise the Country.”

Joe got shown a contour of a country and had to name it, the task was relatively easy, especially with four names to pick from. Egypt, Italy, Iceland - first three were easy, but the fourth one was some kind of island, or rather an archipelago that Joe had not seen before and could not recognize; his guessed Philippines was WRONG. The fifth one was tricky, but through method of elimination Joe was left with Thailand and it was Correct.

“One incorrect answer means one transformation. Draw a card, Joe.”

“Double face feminization.”

“Do you like your transformation?”

“Not really, I’d prefer to keep my face the way it is. But I know that there are far worse transformations and I don’t want to risk picking two of those.”

“Seems reasonable. Into the chamber you go.”

Joe had seen the show numerous times and more or less knew what to expect of his transformation, he was still moderately anxious about it though; he got into The Chamber and closed his eyes. Mere moments later the door opened and the man got out, the cameras were instantly focused on his face, so he could observe himself on the large screen. All he saw was a beautiful feminine face, Mr Avarege could still be spotted beneath the soft youthful features, but one had to look really closely. The cute girl on the screen looked surprisingly good with bald head. The change was significant, but Joe was not overly upset, he was aware that looks were never his important feature and he should be able to easily adapt.

“How do you like your new face, Joe?”

“It’s pretty. Maybe even too pretty for a bald overweight man” answered the man with a smile.

“You’re not that fat, Joe” replied Frank “But since you think you’re too pretty for a man, maybe now you’d like to become a bimbo?”

“Let’s not take it too far.”

“Let’s take it to the second round then. Pick a category.”

“European Union.”