Season 1: Episode 8: A shitty way to die

Zach moves around the house as best he could. In the kitchen, he starts opening drawers, hoping to find something a little more menacing than a frying pan. With no success, Zach heads to the living room, where he finds a revolver under the couch seats. He also finds a leather-bound tome that he grabs. Next, he heads down the hallway and into a bedroom. Under the bed, he sees a pump-action shotgun that he tucks under his armpit.

Meanwhile, Valerie sees two cultists run towards the house. Her Mini-14 barks twice, and both cultists fall. They are followed by the Succubus and her glowing hands. Valerie ducks as a fireball screams past her head. The fireball explodes behind her, setting the wall and the carpet on fire.

Zach sees Valerie enter the passageway, and he follows her into the bathroom. Inside, she asks "What did you find?"

"A book and two guns."

"Fuck, it'll do. You know how to run a shotgun?"

"No."

"Fucking city boys. Give it here."

Zach exchanges the shotgun for the Mini 14. "I don't know how to use this either?"

"Just keep pulling the trigger, it's a semi-auto. And don't point it at me."

"Okay."

Zach points the gun at the door. "Maybe there's something in that book?"

"There's a demon here to kill us, and you want to fucking read?"

"Good point."

The two are interrupted by pounding on the door. Both Zach and Valerie open fire, sending bullets through the wooden door. The flimsy door gives way as the old man from before falls dead into the room. The two look at the man with surprise, as the Succubus enters their view. Both level their weapons towards the demon, only to hear a click.

The Succubus lunges forward, throwing Zach towards the wall. Valerie grabs the revolver and fires rapidly. The bullets slow the demon down, but she still stumbles towards her, howling like a banshee. Zach realizes he only has one weapon left. He relaxes his sphincter and grabs the knife, unfolding it as Valerie throws her empty weapon at her assailant.

Zach leaps at the Succubus as if he is tackling an opponent on the gridiron field. The Succubus falls down as he begins stabbing it. Valerie watches as Zach plunges his dagger into the Succubus' neck, finally killing it.

"Now that's a shitty way to die."

"Talk about Daddy issues. Shall we get out of here?"

"Sounds like a great idea."