Search parents' closet

I suddenly had the genius realization that other people in this house wear clothes, and that I could take them. I wasn't entirely sure where my brothers were, so I decided to check my parents' closet first. For the second time today, I stepped out into the hallway completely naked, hoping that my weird brothers wouldn't pop out and embarrass me. Miraculously I made it to my parents' room, and quickly dipped inside.

Upon seeing the closet, I sighed a sigh of relief as this slightly embarrassing and inconvenient situation was about to be over.

Except it wasn't. When I turned the handle to their closet door, it didn't budge at all. I cursed out of confusion, but quickly remembered why. A couple years ago I stole a nice sweater from my mom from the closet and somehow lost it. Because of that, now my parents lock their closet when they don't use it. I guess I kinda brought that on myself, didn't I? But now what the hell am I going to do to clothe myself?

I stormed out of my parents' room in frustration. Fuck, this was starting to become a problem. The only option left is my brothers' room.