Search for the Underhorn.

Upon landing in the grassland, Amara nearly tumbles over from such a dizzying experience, though Niki is there to grab her firmly. Catherine takes a knee, but poor Eva tumbles backwards and lands on her bum. Whether it's good news to you or not, she is wearing underwear to this very important meeting, as bizarre as it is to even think about that, but it comes to mind when your eyes glance down at the pair of panties visible as her skirt is pulled back, and her knees are up. They're pale pink, nearly white, with a deeper pink trim around the edges and heart right on the front.

Eva takes in a stuttering gasp before closing her legs with a bit of delay. Blush shows through her subtle makeup rather easily. Though it appears even moreso when you offer a hand to help her up, which she accepts with a beaming smile.

"Thank you," she says.

"Sorry for letting you fall," you say as you scoop her up straight by her lower back.

Catherine can't help but chuckle under her breath. "Ah. I see now."

"See what?" you ask.

"Oh nothing."

Niki covers her eyes from the sun as she scopes the surroundings. "Any idea where it is? I don't see any tower."

"I doubt we will," you respond. "It's supposed to be secret. According to the map, it shouldn't be far. That way, towards the face of that cliff. There should be some sort of entrance right at the base of the mountains, almost like a cave. Apparently I was the only one to get a map, according to the letter, so either that means everybody else knows already and we could run into someone, or this is a way in literally just for us."

"You'd think they'd have a flashier way in, so maybe you're right. It could just be for us," Eva says.

"Would a secret place be flashy?" Amara asks.

"It's the Circle. They could just seal the entrance, and nobody would be able to get into their meetings anyway. Also only really stupid people would piss off the Chairmen directly. I doubt the place is just in a dirty old cave."

"Has your dad mentioned anything about it before?" you ask.

"That'd be pretty cool, if my dad ever mentioned anything useful, huh? Like, not years after he should have?"

"Aha... Y-Yeah," you say awkwardly with eyes turning back towards the mountain face.

Catherine pulls back her hood slightly, just for a moment. "I admit, despite being queen, I was never able to learn the details of the Circle's workings. They don't belong to any specific empire or kingdom, despite mostly being centered around Tivera. But from what I've seen, we should be cautious. They have some rather eccentric people among them."

"Then let's get searching."

Thankfully, it doesn't actually take long at all to find an entrance to a cave large enough to any of you to walk into without slouching. It feels unnatural, though you can't put your finger on why. It must be your Kitty Sense.

Your party makes their way inside. Not only does it make for an easier walk than any other caves you've explored, but it doesn't descend either. It simply leads forwards for about five minutes of a casual pace before opening up into a wider chamber. There are no stalagmites or stalactites, nor does water drip from the ceiling and pool on the ground. The room is nearly perfectly round as well. Right in the middle, standing out from everything else, is a dark wooden stand with something mounted at the top like an altar.

It's... an interesting shape. As you near it, a sense of disbelief falls over you. It doesn't just look like what you first thought, but it definitely seems to be. The object attached to the stand is shaped perfectly like a dick, balls included. It's bright red, causing it to stick out even more. The object itself is plain in detail however, like something made of plastic or rubber. It's hard to tell. The size isn't that impressive either, to be honest.

"Oh my," Catherine says under her breath. Her words echo out across the cave walls.

"Kyle," Eva says as she tugs your sleeve. "I th-think I know what that is."

"Yes. I think we all do," you reply.

"It's... Ah, I c-can't say it!"

"How can someone have so much shame and so little at the same time?"

"What does that mean?!" Her raised voice reverberates especially loud. Quickly, she covers her mouth with both hands.

"Oh balls to this," Niki says before stamping right up to it with no hesitation. She reaches for it, wraps her hand around the shaft, and squeezes hard. It squishes, and at the same time, it lets out a loud squeak noise much like a dog toy.

Then she vanishes.

Amara gasps. "Niki! Where did she go?"

Eva takes in a sharp inhale before running after her. "We can't let her go alone." The bunny takes it in both hands, and she gives it a firm squeeze. Squeak! She disappears as well, as if she was simply winked out of existence.

I wonder if that's how a Bunny Hop kinda looks from the outside if it was done much faster. This must be a teleporter or something.

"We should go," Amara says.

You nod. Along with Catherine, you and her stand around the wooden stand.

"What if we do it together?" asks the queen.

With a shrug, you grab the device, and the two of them do as well. The last thing you hear is the silly sounding squeak disappear into the distance as the world spirals around you.