Screams, as one would

She screams as loud as she can. When the staff realizes this wasn't an intentional fashion statement and got over the shock that this was a real thing that was actually happening, they were quick to drape a tablecloth over Dana and escort her to the office to get her dressed in what they could find: an old pair of jeans and a hoodie. They let her go home the rest of the day. When the other students realized she was naked for half the day by accident and didn't even realize, she became legendary as the dumbest student on Earth.

While Dana screamed, this didn't end up harming her. She has no idea how the soda that she spilled dissolved all of her clothes. But she thanks her lucky stars that her table was in the corner and she had her back to most of the students. She could live down people seeing her butt. She imagines what would have happened if her clothes melted earlier and all her classmates saw her boobs or, worse yet, her vag. Now that would have been embarrassing! And a small part of her would have liked to see how much the boys liked it and how jealous the other girls would get. She laughed to herself. But just imagine what people would think if she showed up to class totally naked. The whole school would be so shocked! She laughed to herself again.

The end