Scrambling to safety

“Aargh, this really hurts.” Moaned Mary. Climbing a metal fence barefoot was more painful than she imagined. “You sure the golf course is empty?”

“Of course! This place is always closed after dark. Hard to play when you can’t see the ball, right?” Steven said, while he jumped down to the other side.

“I guess you’re riggghh-“ Mary tried to say, but when trying to jump from the fence she accidentally fell from it.

Steven dashed forward, only just able to catch Mary in his arms. “Gotcha!”

The two blushing as they stared in each other’s eyes, Steven quickly put her back on the ground. “Thanks, Steven.”

“Y-you’re welcome. I, er, think it’s this way.” As the two sprinted over the field.

Meanwhile, Gus was following suit, attempting to film Mary. “Dagnabbit, not enough light. Can barely even see that it’s a person. Just hafta stay close to them.” Holding his phone in his mouth, he climbed over the fence, following them from a distance.

A few seconds later, Dana climbed over the fence herself. “I swear, when I get to them, I’ll drag them to that skunk and spray them so much that their grandchildren will still stink!” She attempted to jump off, only for her jeans to get stuck. The metal cut through her pants, causing a huge rip which exposed her purple g-string. Landing face first on the ground, she pulled herself up and muttered inaudibly to herself.

As the couple streaked over the golf course, they saw some kind of equipment scattered around the field.

“What are those things?” Asked Steven.

“Don’t know, don’t care.” Replied Mary.

“In hindsight, I really should’ve cared.” Said the thirty-nine year old Mary. “Would’ve saved us that embarrassment.”

Inside the golf club, a technician tapped on the club owner’s shoulder. “Hey, I think we fixed it.”

“About time!” The owner tapped on his glass, getting the attention of the visitors. “Ladies and gentlemen. My apologies for the long delay. We can now proudly present to you…

OUR LATE NIGHT GOLF!” As the technician pressed some buttons, the device’s lit up, revealing to be flood lights. As the golfers looked outside, they could now see the naked couple in bright light.