Saturday Pt 9 Stuck in the Middle

Walt sighed thinking, *What am I? A Teddy bear? A freaking body pillow? And how do these girls keep putting me to sleep?*

Not that he didn't appreciate this situation too. He glanced at the sleeping faces of Yang and then Blake. *Once again I'm pinned under two or more super hot babes... at least this time the hands are in mostly "appropriate" places and they're not naked... they're not wearing much but it's something. Ok I better get plenty of rest tonight. If I fall asleep tomorrow during the wedding and wake-up at the bottom of a pile of ladies Chuck will never let me hear the end of it! Also...*

He glanced down in the direction of his boner. *What are you doing? Leveling up? Knock it off! You've already had enough sex to put a mortal man into a coma today. Seriously chill out would you besides I'm not sleeping... ok, technically I was just sleeping with these ladies... but we aren't having sex with them!*

His inner voice added, *Yet.*

Walt mentally amended his statement thinking, *Fine. "Yet". But if the wrong one wakes up first we're going to be in Serious trouble. If she wakes up finding us in a state she'll likely start doing things with that mechanical arm that'd make us wish it was the bear instead.*

*Just checking but you mean the one with the awesome rack pressed up against you, right?* His inner voice said. *Not the one with the bodacious butt?*

Walt mentally sighed. *Yes. The one who puts the "Bra" in the word, "brawler". Not the one who puts an "ass" so nice they had to use it twice in "assassin". Happy now?*

*Yup!* his mental self agreed. *That'll do "pig". That'll do.*

Walt rolled his eyes. *My inner voice is a jerk ass... and a juvenile one at that.*

*I know you are but what am I?*

"Friday," he subvocalizied as quietly as he could. "Help."

(("Yes... you are in yet another tricky predicament, aren't you, Boss? What to do, what to do?... hmmmm..."))

*My AI isn't much better than my inner voice!* he thought.

*You bring it out in those of us who you the best,* his Inner voice commented.

Walt didn't have to wait long as his reinforcements arrived. Walt looked at Neo as she tapped her finger to her chin thinking. Walt rolled his eyes at her.

Neo grinned and unslung the high capacity water gun rifle from behind her back. She took aim at his erection raising her eyebrow questioningly.

Walt blinked twice... and then just gave her the puppy dog eyes.

Now Neo scoffed silently and rolled her eyes lifting her "weapon". She pursed her lips and nodded once holding up a single finger. Walt readily agreed with a slight nod and a hard blink.

Neo walked off aways and Walt waited. It didn't take long there's shreiks and she came running back past him followed by Sasha, Ilulu, Raven, and Mission in wet t-shirts shouting, giving chase and Zwei bounding along happily behind.

But it worked. He quickly shuts his eyes as Blake and Yang both startle awake. "Wha...?" Yang asks blinking sleepily while Blake snorts and says, "Tuna!" They both stretch and the blanket slides down they both looked startled at Walt's state.

"Whoa!" "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

Blake stared at Yang. "Seriously... a rooster pun?" While Walt tried not to laugh!

Yang shrugged. "I mean... it's a cock... and a big one... Should I have made a horse or whale Faunus joke instead? Maybe "Thar' he blows, Captain!" Or something?"

Walt is dying inside, just barely keeping it together, as Blake sighs but Yang's shrug had distracted them both as they were still holding each others hands.

"Uhm..." Blake blushed.

Yang did too. "Well... would you look at that... Sorry, I-"

"No," Blake smiled and squeezed her hand. "It's fine... right?"

"Yeah," Yang smiled. "All good..." she glanced at Walt. "Poor guy probably couldn't help it... and he wasn't doing anything creepy." She squeezed Blakes hand. "Perfectly natural reaction, yeah?"

Blake smiled and nodded looking at their hands. "Perfectly natural," she agreed.

Things are quiet for a moment and Walt worries until he hears Yang say, "Alright I put my glasses on too- Holy Bologna, Miss Kitty!"

Blake sighed. "Please don't call me that... it was just while I was wearing the mask and I completely blanked and couldn't think of anything on the spot..."

Now Walt really worried. What and how much will Friday show them?

"Wow," Yang said. "The rumors you told me are true... no wonder we all could hear Pyrrha..."

"Yes," he heard Blake say. "And the other's too..."

Walt suddenly felt very "naked" thanks to Friday.

"What the-? It totally grew a little more!" Yang pointed excitedly. "That's crazy!"

"He's uhm... probably dreaming about stuff?" Blake said.

Yang blinked. "What could he be dreaming abo- oh... riiight... oh, it did it again! You know... it's super embaressing but I kind of want to keep watching it... but uh, that'd be wrong... right?"

Blake blinked. "You do? I didn't... I guess, I never realized... I mean in all the time I've known you you never had a boyfriend..."

Yang huffed. "But we used to talk about guys all the time! Plus I always drive the boys crazy when we go out."

Blake chuckled. "Oh, yeah you do! You flirt with them and then beat them up!"

Yang pursed her lips. "... not all of them..."

Blake laughed. "And you flirt with everyone! And everything! I've personally watched you flirt with both a fire hydrant and a lamppost before while you were drunk."

"... I thought those guy's were just really short and tall," Yang said. "And quiet..."

Bu Blake wasn't finished. "But you only flirt like that with people, and things, you don't care about. You can be relaxed because they don't matter to you... with the ones you do care about you're always super awkward... and kind of terrible at it-"

"Ouch," Yang said as she hears the truth.

"And it's actually one of the things I find really charming," Blake said. "Because it's easy to tell when you're genuine about your feelings for someone. I like that."

Yang blushes. "I... I like that you can "see" me, like that... It's not like you always understand me, or even get my point of view, but you see me and try. Talk to me about it. Call me out on some of it. Ask and listen to my thoughts. I come off as a simple kind of person and I kind of prefer simple things and cultivate that image... but I'm not and I like that you can see that. You're good at figuring things out. Figuring me out... you're one of the smartest people I know, that way."

They're both blushing and open their mouths to say-

"Excuse me ladies but what do you two think you're doing standing over the Master?"

They both jumped and turned to look at Roberta. "Oh! Uhh... nothing!" Said Yang with Blake squeezing her hand adding "We were just leaving to go swimming. We'll see you later, Roberta."

Roberta watches the two of them leave and stands there awhile. "They are gone now, Master Walter."

Walt sighed. "Thank you very much, Roberta." He opened his eyes and thought he caught her staring. He adjusted the blanket to cover up. "You're a lifesaver. I didn't expect them to just stand there staring, gossiping and flirting away like that... though it was entertaining to listen to." He chuckled.

Roberta adjusted her glasses. "I see... so they're in a relationship?" She handed him a cup of coffee.

Walt smiled at her. "Thank you," he said. "Yes and no. It's complicated." He patted the spot next to him. "Join me for a bit?"

She hesitated for just a second. "Of course, Master." She sat and blushed. "Should I remove my unif-"

"What?" Walt nearly spit his coffee. "No! Why would you ask that?" He coughed.

Roberta tilted her head. "Because you have an erection. So you prefer it with the uniform on then?"

"Yes... I mean no!" He scrambled. "Don't get the wrong idea, Roberta! I meant just sit with me awhile and talk. Keep me company not... something else!"

Roberta nodded. "I see. Maybe I am not Masters type then? Sayoko."

"Yes," Sayoko said appearing seemingly from nowhere. "How may I serve you, Master?"

"That's not true at all!" Walt grabbed her hand. "You're very beautiful, Roberta!" And he grabbed Sayoko's hand. "And so are you, Sayoko! I-" Walt swallowed. "If I must be your "Master", then I want to be a "good" Master to you two. I won't ask that of you for myself and I certainly won't allow someone else to ask or demand it of you either. I told you before. You're a part of this family now. Not "things" or "tools". Infact if anyone tries to treat either of you or any of the others that way here, I want you to inform me immediately and defend yourselves and them. I won't stand for that kind of behavior from anyone, especially myself. Understood?"

"Sí, Master Walter." "Understood, Master Walter." They both bowed.

Walt smiled and hugged them both. "You're both wonderful people and precious family to me. Always remember that and never forget it."

They're both startled but slowly embraced him as well. "We will remember." "Familia."

Walt let them both go and gathered his things. "I think I'm going to go for a walk. I'll be back in bit."

They curtsied as he left. "Well that was interesting," Sayoko said. "Not quite what I'd hoped for but not bad at all..."

"Sí," Roberta agreed. "We did learn something though... the Master loves us... and we're "his type" as well... he is still parolito."

Sayoko blinked at her and Roberta extended her index finger and pointed upwards. "How the American say "got the wood"?"

Sayoko smiled nodding. "In Japanese we would say bokki or bokkingu. Yes. Lots of hard wood... Very firm."

Roberta and Sayoko smiled and nodded. "Master likes maids too."

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