Sandra "Snowball" Jackson

Y'know, in hindsight, I should've seen this coming...

Hold on, let's start from the beginning. My name's Sandra Jackson. I'm the President of The Gamma Delta Phi Alpha Sorority at my university. Each year, sometime before winter break officially starts, our sorority engages in a snowball war with the other sororities on campus. What's that, you ask? It's exactly what it sounds like. Both Sorority Presidents bring every member of their sorority to the park in the middle of campus, even the pledges, and partake in an all out war of throwing snowballs at the other sorority. And Gamma Delta Phi Alpha has won every last Snowball War to date.

... Until today.

Now, in fairness, I might have pushed and drilled my girls a little too hard. Okay, I drilled them harder then usual. Fine! I was a complete ruthless bitch that drilled them day and night becauseI desperatelywantedto continue the sorority's win streak! And I only made things worse when, after losing and watching our rival sorority Alpha Phi Beta walking away with laughter, I... May have not been so nice to my sorority sisters and pledges...

By which I mean that I blew up on them and screamed, "Way to go you freaking losers! Maybe we would have won if you incompetent bimbo bitches knew how to aim properly!"

Needless to say, the girls were stunned at first before glaring me down. And that brings us to right now, with me tied to a tree...

Completely butt ass naked...

With my entire sorority lined up like a firing squad, each with a snowball in their hand and several mounds of snow at their feet.

"Um... Can we talk about this?" I stammer nervously, shivering from the cold wind across my naked body as I eyed my clothes at the feet of the Sorority Vice President Tanisha.

Tanisha merely gives a menacing smile as she throws her snowball into the air and catches it again. "Ready, Girls?!"

The other girls took a stance as I gulped.

"Aim!" Tanisha ordered as she wound back her arm and took aim, the other girls following her moves.

Why did I open my big mouth?

"Fire!"