Sally Returns

Sally sighed in contentment as she relaxed in her float bobbing along the tranquil waters of the hotel pool. She was surrounded by a circle of five televisions that floated on the water ignoring the fact that such an act should be frying their circuits. Adorned in a Monokuma colored bikini and wearing a pair of shades to protect her from the afternoon sun. She took a sip of her drink as she admired her handiwork.

The hotel pool was large to say the least with both a shallow and deep end as one would expect. Morbidly the bottom of the pool had been painted to look like a layer of ice with several Zoras frozen inside it. Sitting on one side of the shallow end of the pool was a giant statue of King Zora from Ocarina of Time. His mouth was open with a cascade of water coming out of it making a waterfall for guests to enjoy playing under.

In the middle of the pool was a small concrete island with a statue of Prince Sidon giving his signature pose and sparkling smile. Flying in the face of continuity and canon a statue of Princess Ruto clung to his arm staring up at him with a look of love and affection.

At the deep end of the pool was a tall structure at the edge of the pool. The walls of the structure looked like the walls of a cave and at the base of the structure was an opening big enough for a person to enter. Inside was a ladder leading to another opening at the top facing towards the pool. At the edge of this opening was a diving board and next to it was another statue of a Zora, this one with an hand outstretched towards the pool. Several rupees were suspended in front of his hand as if he had just tossed them into the water.

Most amazingly was a medium sized slide at another part of the deep end. What was amazing about this slide is that it was made completely of water held together magically to be solid enough to climb and slide down but still feel like water. Next to this slide was a statue of Mipha with her trident pointed towards it giving the impression that it was held together by the champions power.

A small bit away from the pool was a small musical stage with a statue of Zora Link holding his guitar in the center. Around him were several other Zora statues each with their own instrument. A small ways in front of the stage was a semi-large Zora statue conducting. Between the stage and the conductor was a jukebox containing a large selection of water themed video game tracks that would play over the pool area when selected. Currently the Serenade of Water was playing on a loop as Sally relaxed in the pool.

As if sensing the audience watching her Sally perked up to attention and plastered a large smile on her face. “Hello audience” Sally enthusiastically cheered waving to the camera. “Have you missed me? Because I most certainly missed you.” Taking another sip of her drink Sally then proceeded to set it on the water next to her where it began to float ignoring the laws of physics. "I'm sorry that I've been missing for awhile but I had some things come up after the wonderful wedding.”

“Now the observant among you may have noticed that it is now afternoon here despite the fact that for you it was recently morning” Sally said pointing up at the sky for emphasis. “That is because I have decided that nothing else interesting happens until this point. Luanne and Alex continue to fall on their butt, the J's fawn over the admittedly adorable animals, the bimbo continues to fail at guiding her friends through a childish maze, and Lydia and Nikki continue to enjoy their roller coaster ride. Now I will admit that there is some kind of funny stuff with Daisy and her progressively more drunk buddy but we really need to get things moving. This round is going on forever” Sally declared with an extra whiny emphasis on forever. “I'm getting made fun of by other hosts for how long it's taking to get to my first challenge. According to my producer I'm close to setting a record and according to them that is a record I do not want to set” Sally said punctuating her sentence with a shiver of fear. “And trust me, you do not want to piss off the producers. I do not want to end up like Colt. Wait, are we allowed to talk about Colt?” Sally stared wide eyed at the camera for a minute before shaking her head and changing the topic. “At least Sylvia got somewhat lucky. She may have lost her spot as host but she ended up in the harem of the guy she likes. So hopefully that works out.” Sally floated in silence for a minute before sighing sadly. “Dakota's a bitch” she spat bitterly.

Remembering the camera was on her Sally plastered a large smile back onto her face. “But that's enough about me. What you really want is to see how the girls are doing so why don't we get back to that.” Her float started to slowly spin as she looked at the five TVs surrounding her. “Let's see now, who's actually got something interesting going on? Ooo, it seems our skater duo have finally made it off of the ice” she chirped excitedly as her float stopped spinning facing one of the TVs. “Let's see what they do next.” The camera began to zoom in on the image displayed on the TV getting closer and closer until the camera view morphed into the TV view itself.

Alex panted heavily as she collapsed onto a bench lined up against the wall facing the ice rink. This dragged Luanne down with her but frankly she was too tired and frustrated to care right now. Finally free from that icy hell. I know that I'm wearing heels but that seemed almost ridiculously hard to get across. Opening her eyes to glare hatefully at the rink Alex noticed a sign by the entrance to the rink.

ICY TERRAIN AHEAD

EQUIP PROPER EQUIPMENT OR RECIEVE A STABILITY DEBUFF

Alex's eye twitched as she read the sign. Of bloody course. Stupid video game logic. An awkward chuckle came from next to her. “Well that certainly explains a lot” Luanne said turning to face Alex and pointing at the sign.

“Hey” Alex yelped sharply. “What did we agree upon?” she said pointing at Luanne's outstretched hand. Luanne blushed and hesitated a bit before bringing her hand back to join her other hand in grabbing her own chest.

“Is this really necessary?” Luanne questioned as she concentrated on not moving her hands. “I know it was a problem on the ice but we're free now. Surely I can remove my hands now?”

Alex leveled a flat stare at the girl stuck to her hip. “We agreed that since you can't control your wandering hands that you would keep your hands there until we are no longer stuck together unless you need them for something. I'm still feeling a little worked up from all those groping sessions as we fell all over the ice. Besides, it's your own fault you ended up stuck with that transformation so you can deal with the consequences.”

“That's fair I guess” Luanne said sadly. “So now that we're free what do you want to do now?”

Alex opened her mouth to respond but was interrupted by the growling of her stomach. “I say we get ourselves something to eat. I don't know about you but I am starving.”

“Sounds good to me.” Luanne opened the door for them as both girls finally left the building that had trapped them for half of the day.

(I know Luanne is supposed to have classic Tifa's outfit but the Ai will not give me anything but her remake look so please bear with me and pretend it is her classic look)