Sabotage

"No gag reflex" doesn't make sense. Nor does your sudden like of the taste of a meat rod. Of course, you weren't the only programmer on the project... but every function call hits the logs, it was built into the firmware at this stage for debugging. Normally you just skip those, because it's mostly noise, but... well, deep dive time....

It takes hours (there's a LOT of function calls, and you filter them out one at a time), but you find the smoking gun: 'com.genetics.scan.chro osome.x.repair.library.apply("nymph.genes")'. Yay for descriptive names. Best part on that one is that the problem isn't just code, it's a data file, and those get less review attention. So the bug that misidentified the Y as a problem was probably deliberate so that the loaded genome data file would apply. Ugh. Can't get to that file for details, and it'd just be conpressed genetics anyway, but... it fits what you're going through... especially when you catch yourself idly using your fingers to lick up the delicious cream that's slowly seeping from your lower lips.

You glance over at John Big... and he's pretty far through his own transformation. Boobs the size if his head and growing, a tiny waist, a hairless snatch (his pants fell the rest of the way off while he slept), a Kardashian caboose, tiny hands and feet... shapely legs... yep, a knockout like yourself. And looking him over... you're warming up again. So you're pan with a case of nymphomania.

Well... at least it's enjoyable sabotage.

You shake your head to try and clear it as you pop the USB cable out of your mouth... and focus on the sea.

Eventually your newly femsle companion wakes up....