SLEDGEAXE

SLEDGEAXE! If you get strong enough to use this monster of a two-handed weapon properly, you'll be batting away monsters in single hits, and looking good while doing it. It's pretty hard to miss with something like this too!

This is probably the right choice. It's motivation to exercise more, and every time you use it in training it'll basically be exercise. Stronger body also means you'll get less tired, and take more hits! This'll really impress the gang.