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Chapter 5 by VargHelsing VargHelsing

So, whats the plan?

Run like hell. Fuck the fighting.

You know what they say: running is the best tactic. You wont get gold, you wont get exp, but you can get those doing fetch quest at the city. Right now, just run. Run, find a camp spot, then run, rinse and repeat. No combat. At least, until you encounter the boss. You will improvise then. You are determine to beat her. It's been a long tradition, and how can you forget your first "waifu"? You always make her your thrall, despite her stats being pitiful you make her the main thrall for all your toons. And you intend to carry it out one last time.

So, Riley Hills. Been a long time. Let see what you got for me. As you can recall, beside the boss zone, this area got no trap at all. The enemies here only use rush tactics, and beside the Flying Kingfisher, a weird looking fishlike-mosquito , none of them are air borne. You note that, beside them, there is still the Greater Moldgut, which even if it is slow, it still camouflage quite well and will one hit you if you ever get close to it. You can safely ignore the rest: Hinderbugs, Flowcaps, and Vords, even if dangerous, they wont catch up to you if you run. As long as you stay at 0 weight, you can keep rolling and cheese this zone.


So first, you unequip the Magnum Opus. Yup, barehanded. You would throw away your armor too, if you had one, being naked is the ideal form for this tactic. This one is well know within the community back then, and you have always wonder the reason that Reailt doesn't patch it. Maybe the naked meme runs too strong, or Reailt is just a troll. But you have to admit, the occasional confusion of seeing a naked player running away from a Flying Kingfisher is pretty funny. You find yourself happy just thinking about those time. If only...

No. What is gone cannot be brought back anymore. You mentally slap yourself just for thinking about it. This has gone on long enough: you pull up your map, and locate yourself: 200 meter from the next check point, Suspicious Shack. You take a deep breath, hoping that your skill havent gotten rusty, after all this time. But your time here is limited, and you want to at least reach the hub to fine your own house, and say goodbye to your memories of this place. And so, you run like hell.

34 deaths later....

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