Rough Morning

As you awoke you found yourself in bed however it wasn’t the farmhouse and sure as hell wasn’t your dorm. You sighed having expected something like this to happen your body could take so much crap before it shut down completely. Looking up your Aunt appeared by your side before speaking. “When you got home it turns out your lung collapsed and we called an ambulance and they took out to County General before the realized you had a bunch more injuries then they thought. Then they transferred you to Wellington General Hospital Nathan.

You sighed closing your eyes before speaking. “That sounds expensive aunt Sadie it would have been cheaper to give me some bed rest and I would have been fine a day or two.” You said with your arm over your closed eyes.

“Nathan you had a broken arm, dislocated shoulder, a broken leg, sprained ankle, a multitude of bruises and a collapsed lung what makes you think simple bed rest would have fixed your problems!” Your aunt said in an angry voice.

You sighed before pressing the call nurse button on the bed. Your aunt lectured you for a few more minutes before a nurse came in. “Ah Nathan its been a while since your last visit and you have company as well?” A familiar voice rang out. Sighing you spoke “Aunt Sadie this nurse Maxwell, Maxwell this is my long lost aunt sorry to keep introductions short but do you think you could take her to my medical files and get me some discharge paperwork?” Before your aunt could object Maxwell spoke.

“Alright Nathan I’ll have someone send over the paperwork. Ma’am if you follow me.” and reluctantly your aunt followed the nurse out of your room leaving you alone. You hated hospitals. As you sat up you waited for the paperwork before Harmony came in and sat down. “How are you feeling Nathan?” She asked worriedly sitting on the same arm chair your aunt had been sitting in earlier.

“Tired horny and bored.” You stated a monotone as you sat up waiting for the discharge paperwork. Harmony nodded before speaking. “Are you sure your fine? Most people would need or be recommended to stay in the hospital a few days especially with the injuries you had Nathan.”

In response you looked your girlfriend dead in the eyes before speaking. “First off Harmony I for some reason or another don’t need a cast or fancy medical treatment for one reason or another as my aunt will find out soon enough after seeing my medical records. Second off I guess you don’t want me to fuck you into oblivion when we get back to campus because I am very horny but I can wait the question is can you?”

In response your busty blond haired girlfriend turned as red as a cherry and nodded her head shutting up. It was obvious her mind had been made up now the only one potentially stopping you from returning to campus tomorrow was your aunt. While you hated leaving Princeton so early you needed to cool off lest certain family members turn up dead besides you could finally head home to your own bed for some much deserved sex and a nap.

As you looked forward a nurse pulled a cart forward with an outrageous amount of paperwork stacked high on it before she spoke. “Are you Nathan Blackthorn?” You nodded in response. “Great here is all your Release paperwork if you start now maybe you can be out by 3:00 she said as smiled and left. You sighed taking a pen that was on the cart before beginning the tedious task of filling out paperwork your record for fastest paperwork fill out was an hour time to see if you could beat your best time.