Rosa

Rosa: "Holy shit Sam where are your clothes!" Rosa says running up to me confusion filling her face.

Sam: "Hey Rosa. My swimsuit didn't show up so that's why I'm in this unfortunate state." I say trying my best to act like I'm not humiliated.

Rosa: "I clearly said that nobody here goes nude you perv! You should have just worn shorts or something." She says jokingly jabbing at my shoulder.

Sam: "I probably should have thought of that huh." I say with a weak laugh. "Wait I left a pair of shorts in the car let me grab them."

Rosa: "Wait so you brought a pair of shorts here but you proceeded to walk in here butt naked with only your hands for cover? I knew you weren't the brightest but are you genuinely stupid? Or maybe...your a pervert." She says with a sly grin spreading across her face.