Role Playing on the Thousand Sunny [pt. IV]

Written COMPLETELY by Namichwan

It had been another long day in the brothel, and Nami was feeling tired.

Not vaginally at least. No, the days of her entertaining the guests had long passed. She was the leader of the whores after spending so many years as one. The small bedroom they all entertained in was still dripping with sweat and cum, and somehow even as their leader Nami would be stuck cleaning and disposing of the myriad of disposed condoms.

Just another day in the life of a madame.

Her wish, the one deep down she refused to tell anyone, was that she could return to her life of whoredom. These sluts needed a leader, but Nami had never found a woman more slutty than her, or even a man worthy of their time.

Nico Robin was entertaining some blonde that definitely didn’t size up. Another pitiful piddle of man dribble escaping her bulbous breasts as she titfucked the poor boy into a coma. Nefertari Vivi was her anal whore, with the similarly blue haired guy excitedly slamming his strange body on top of her repeatedly, even though Vivi clearly cared little. Charlotte was her footjob ace, for those freaks that liked the dainty toes for whatever reason, and she was rubbing her soles across the shaggy man’s crotch. With the last of her whores, Tashigi, taking the task of cock cleaner today. Licking the last remnants of jism from the green haired one’s fairly sized schlong with a grimace on her face.

This was how it was like every day. More men for the slaughter, more beli in the bank, and more cleaning of the room while her own pussy shriveled from under use.

Until one day, two men came knocking on her door.

“Good evening, Madam Nami!” The first man with a long nose bowed, a weird grin on his face as the two introduced themselves by showing off the badge in his pocket, “I am Usopp, of the Federal Booby Inspectors. This is my colleague, Nakaba, of the Federal Pussy Inspectors. Don’t tell anyone, but he’s a bit of a newbie, so please don’t hold it against him. You know how it is.”

Nami had no idea what he was talking about, “Uhh, what?”

“Why, we’re here to inspect your babes!” He continued to beam, bursting through the door before the ginger woman could stop him, “Don’t you worry, it will be quick and painless! But if we don’t then we may have to suspend your brothel license, you know how it is. You know how it is.”

“I guess I do,” She grumbled, letting the other ‘newbie’ man in as well. He certainly didn’t act like a newbie. His demeanor was confident, calm, and the massive shit eating grin made Nami’s gut a little nervous. It wasn’t like she’d never been inspected before, and their credentials were legit, but to do it during work hours? There would definitely be a formal complaint towards the FBI and the FPI soon. “A warning would have been nice, but as long as this doesn’t take too long I shall comply. Who would you like to inspect first?”

Long nose man continued to do all the talking, “Thank you, ma’am. We appreciate the cooperation, you know how it is.” Nami wondered if that was a verbal tick or a catchphrase the idiot was trying to get on a t-shirt. “Hmm, perhaps we’ll start with this blonde haired girlie.”

Charlotte had been cleaning her feet of cum, so she was a little startled when Usopp walked over to her. “Uh, Ms. Nami?”

“Just let him inspect you, Charlotte. It won’t take long.”

Before she could complain more, the man was already overly inspecting her chest. Taking ruler measurements, softly cupping her, examining her areola and poking it ever so gently. It was sensual and strange enough for Charlotte to blush, with her c-cups not being treated so kindly by a man in quite some time.

“There we go! That’s one healthy set of jugs, if I do say so myself!” He conclusively nodded while slapping her chest lightly to demonstrate. “It’s all yours now, partner! She knows how it is.”

It was then that the room went absolutely silent. Because the newbie had just shown off a third leg in his pants, and it was slowly rising in the direction of the blonde woman who whimpered in fear. In the entirety of her time as a whore meat had never come in that size before. The veins of pencil thickness, the head of purplish color, and the way precum was already splashing on the floor made all the room’s sluts gaze in amazement.

“W-wha-?” Charlotte balked, “M-Ms. Nami?!”

But her boss had no answers, instead just feeling a quiver of excitement as she stared at the newbie man’s amazing tool. “Y-you’re… p-penis…”

“Ah yes, as I said he’s still a newbie.” Usopp tutted with his head back and forth, “Keeps converting women to be his dedicated slaves! I tells ya, those boys in the FPI always used to send such timid souls. Guess they’re stepping up their game to really inspect pussies, know how it is?”

She didn’t. But damn did she want to.

Charlotte had already begun moaning as the inspector’s cock wrenched open her hole. She was only the footjob girl. It was rare for her to have ANYTHING in her cunt, but right now it was being split open more than any whore in the building had ever had before. Not even inspecting her with a condom, but no one seemed to argue against it. The temptation for the man to go in raw with such a tool was too great. And the way Charlotte moaned as her bumpy interior was sensitively stretched around him made her feel so good.

Even the men were amazed by the event. Most had been waiting to go again with one of the other women, but the sight of such a snake entering the woman’s slit was rather arousing for all of them. They weren’t entirely sure why, but watching Charlotte become a Nakaba kebab was hot as hell.

Usopp had moved on to inspecting Vivi’s chest. Her attention was far away from him as he took his time to examine the woman’s bosom. Doing the same tests he did on Charlotte’s, and perhaps arousing the bluenette far more than she was expecting as she focused on Nakaba’s conquest. He never minded though. It was his job to focus on the chests. He’d be able to at least cum in the designated titfucker’s knockers, but even then it was only a job to him. The Federal Booby Inspectors weren’t paying him to do a half assed job here.

Nor were the Federal Pussy Inspectors paying Nakaba to do anything less than check every nook and cranny of Charlotte’s pussy. It was incredible how thorough he was. Like he’d been inspecting pussies all his life, the man’s cock was the perfect tool to scrape and examine all the parts of the pussy that had been neglected. Rubbing her cervix, pounding her a bit to test her durability, pinching her clit, and feeling that oh-so-satisfying orgasm that the whore had been missing from her other clients.

Nakaba moved on to Vivi at around the time Usopp began fucking Nico Robin’s breasts. He had left Charlotte as an absolute wreck of a slut, gasping and moaning from the lack of inspector cock. But Vivi was so ready for him. Latching onto his body and spreading her legs as far as they could go for her inspection.

One by one, the two got around the room. Whore after whore falling to Nakaba.

All before Usopp began inspecting the distracted Nami’s chest.

“Hey! What are you doing?!”

He gave her an eyebrow raise. “Well, you know how it is. You’re a woman, you have a chest, and I’m here to inspect it.”

“I’m not one of the whores!” She growled in annoyance, readjusting her dress. “I’m the one who runs this establishment!”

With a shrug, he sighed, “Do you? Looks to me that my partner just took all your whores for himself.”

As Nakaba slammed his cock deeply into the pussy of Tashigi, Nami could see that Usopp was right. Her eyes wide as the three other whores licked and sucked whatever part of the sex they could help with. Robin kissing Nakaba’s nipple, Vivi slurping his nutsack, and Charlotte licking Tashigi’s chest to help her through the orgasm.

Their eyes all said the same thing: I am now yours.

“Let me inspect your chest, then you can be like them.” His voice was deeper, more sinister, and his fingers were moving her dress down again with far less resistance, “My boss will make you feel so good. Just give in and this can all be his harem.”

She had no idea why she was fighting it. This was her dream, the idyllic situation, a real man coming in and saving Nami from the world of boredom she’d been plagued with. There’d need to be changes, perhaps charging the men to jerk off to Nakaba rather than sexing the women… it seemed the ones in here were happy enough to do just that. Splattering their seed across the floor as they watched Tashigi’s cunt get speared to high heaven.

Before she could even realize it, Usopp’s inspection was done. Her chest was perfect. Which meant… she had to get her pussy inspected next.

So she stepped forwards to take the plunge.

“MARINES!”

“Eh?”

The reality in front of Nami crumbled away when the skeleton walked in.

“Sorry to interrupt the sexual fun my nude companions, ah! Nami, I believe your panties are showing, yohoho!” The skeleton jovially laughed before shaking himself out of his own nosebleed, “Wait, no, I meant to say that there is a group of Marines approaching our location! A fairly big ship, perhaps even transporting something~?”

Nakaba clapped his hands happily, “Nice! Good work skeleton dude. Alright, everyone can drop the acts now! We can play pretend later, right now we got to go get me some new powers!”

Real feelings suddenly began flowing back into the Straw Hats as the fake world that Nakaba had made dissolved around them. No more federal boobie inspector, or brothel of whores, no it was time for the pirate life to return.

And Nami was pissed off about it.

“Come on, I was about to fall!” She groaned, stamping her foot in rage as most of the crew began casually walking out of the women’s bedroom, “I was the big finish! You can’t leave me high and wet like that!”

Nakaba shrugged, “I thought you liked getting edged?”

“That-!”

He just brushed past her frustration, leaving Nami to fume and ache at the lack of good sex she received. How much her life had changed in the last few weeks…