Rock Lee

Naruto spun around and spotted none other than the bob-headed, green tights-wearing youth, Rock Lee. He jumped down from the tree and made a strange pose before standing back upright.

"Gah! Lee! It's you! What the hell man! You sent me those creepy notes?" Naruto screamed.

"Yes, Naruto! It is I! Rock Lee that has led you all the way here! To me! And for a good reason!" Lee shouted.

"Well, you better spit it out Bushy Brows! Cause there's no way I'm having any 'fun' with you!"

"You break my heart naruto, but alas, I am not the one you shall be having fun with. Behold!"

From the trees, another person also wearing green tights jumped down, made a strange crouching pose, and stood back up.

Rock Lee waved his hand presenting the new arrival."My twin sister! Jade Lee!"

Naruto's eyes popped out of his head and his jaw hung down. "What the! Y-Y-You have a sister?! How the heck did I not notice?"

"You are incredibly blind naruto and do not notice a lot of things," Lee said. "For example, did you know that Sakura has an older brother?"

"What! Really?"

The girl named Jade Lee opened her mouth and yelled. "Naruto! I wish for you to listen to my confession!"

Naruto lept back in surprise. The girl named Jade Lee had just about the same energy as Rock Lee. "C-Confession?!"

She did a back flip high up in the air and landed on her knees in front of Naruto. She had a look of resolve plastered on her face while her pitch black irises stared deep into the nervous yellow-haired boy. "Naruto Uzumaki! I am deeply in love with you and wish to be your wife forever and ever! I promise to love and cherish you until we are old and wrinkly. Please accept my heart!"

"Eh!?"

"Well done Jade! I am so proud of you! Spoken like a true Lee!" Rock saluted proudly at his sister, crying tears of joy.

Naruto stood there with his mouth still hung open.