Robbie sends a message

As you snoop on all these profiles in this new nightmare world, you see a message from Robbie pop up. Part of brain immediately wants to delete it without looking, remembering what happened this morning. But a much larger part (likely the subconscious or whatever the nerds like to call it) makes you smile a little and open it up. Damn this gay body!

"Hey babe! Sorry I had to run so quick but I was already late for work. Don't forget the double date tonight at Fortino's. I know you might forget! Xoxo"

Double date? Old you could never be convinced to go on a double date, no matter how hot the chick was! Fortino's was a pretty fancy place too, this must be some important date that gay you has lined up.

Your fingers hover over the keyboard. How would you respond to this, if you were gay? You don't want this Robbie to be suspicious, any attention to you could not be good. You'll find a way back to your straight life, but for now youll have to stay undercover.

But to do that, you've gotta act. Ugh, gay guys love the theatre. Maybe gay you was into it too? You close your eyes, trying to channel your inner homo to respond to Robbie. You type:

"Omg babe, i totally forgot! Thank you so much, I'll be sure to wear something cute to thank you ;P"

You stare at your creation. Very corny, very stupid. It'll have to do.