Rita DIRT #3

• She’s fooling around with one of her workers

“Nice,” you say. “Who?”

• I don’t know. Some hella stacked redhead on one of the janitor crews. She’s kind of like you. She has a big dick, and she gets hard whenever she sees any skin, so life is hard.

“I don’t get hard whenever I see skin,” you protest.

Lisa sends you a photo of herself, pulling down her shirt and bra to show a booby.

“That’s cheating,” you say.

• Quit lying

“Whatever,” you say, trying to think about math so you don’t get hard. Lisa has cute boobs. “You doing anything later?”

• Ya I’m gonna fuck my boyfriend

“Oh, come on,” you say.

• If you want to get laid, go around behind the dining hall in twenty minutes. That’s when Adella fucks Riona back there every day. Maybe she’ll mistake you for Riona or give you a pity fuck or something

“Why are you being mean?”

• Why do you keep asking about Rita?

“Because she’s hot,” you say.

• No, she’s an asshole

“Doing her job correctly does not make her an asshole,” you argue.

• Whose side are you on?