Rita DIRT #2

"I want more," you say.

• Of all the people here, god. OK.

Eventually, you get some results.

• She likes to eat chocolate truffles

"Who doesn't," you say, irked. That's not dirt. That's common sense.

• She's a breast girl

"How do you know?"

• Porn search history.

Lisa sends you a dozen links. It's not all lesbian porn, but all the girls in it are busty. After watching a third video of a stacked blonde bouncing on top of a hard cock and screaming her head off, you believe Lisa.

• There is this

She sends you a screencap of an email receipt for a purchase from a chic, sustainable underwear brand. The underwear that Rita bought is kind of boring. It's all like a flesh tone, like beige... but she's got dark skin, so it would still look pretty sexy on her... you imagine her in it.

• Check the timestamps

"What?" What does that even mean? You're a soccer player, not a... computer hacker.

• OMG u dumbass

• it means she looks at porn the same time of day each day

Oh... you look and see. In the morning around 7 and... around 12:45pm. Every day. Hmm.

• Do you seriously not get it

"Get what?" you ask, scratching your head.

• She jerks off in the morning and right after lunch every day, shit for brains.

"Oh!" You smile. That makes sense. Kind of. In the morning and... on her lunch break? Hmm. Oh. Well, now you know exactly when she's getting off. That's kind of interesting. Twice a day every day, huh? Rita reminds you of you.