Rise and Shine!

You jolt awake, the sun shining brightly through the blinds of your room.

“Fuck, why do I always wake up at the best part?” You ask yourself as you stretch your arms. As you sit up in your bed, you feel a sticky spot in the boxers you slept in.

“I need to get laid,” You grumble. These nocturnal emissions have been happening more frequently now that you have a crush, and it’s costing you a lot in laundry loads.

You kick your feet over the edge of the bed and head into your bathroom. As you walk, you feel different, lighter. The t-shirt you wore to sleep felt like it hung lower on your shoulders than before, and stuck to your chest in a way you were not used to.

“I hate falling asleep like this,” You preferred to sleep in the nude, but your wet dreams have made that harder as of late.

You reach the bathroom and flip the light on. The fan whirs into activity.