Riley DIRT #4

Lisa sends you something.

"What's this?" you ask.

• It's a survey from social media. Basically everyone has taken it. I can get the results. Here's yours.

"Hey wait a minute," you say. You remember taking this... Ugh.

ARE YOU A BAD BITCH OR BASIC?

First place you did it: Blank

How many times: Blank

Did you cum: Blank

Condom or no: Blank

Experimented with another girl: Yes

Would you wear the strap or take it: Blank

Lace or leather: Lace

Favorite position: Any

Fingers or toys: Fingers

Done a three-way: No

Done a four-way: No

Back door: Blank

If your best friend had a hot parent, would you do it: No

Size or technique: Technique

Made a video: No

Sent nudes: No

Get spanked or wear blindfold: Spanked

Done it in public: No

...you remember doing this and getting the words on your phone: CONGRATS YOU'RE A BASIC BITCH and feeling terrible. Fuck this survey. Maybe if you took it now... well yeah, if you took it now the results would be a little better. Maybe you should do it again.

But Lisa would see it.