Riley DIRT #3

• There is no dirt on your sister, Riley. She has dirt on you. Look at this.

"Is that me? Oh my God! When did she take that? Has she shared it with anyone?"

• No.

"OK, you can stop looking for dirt on me now."

• You don't want to know about the time that you jerked off while you were watching Game of Thrones with your family? The time when you were doing it under the blanket?

"That wasn't Game of Thrones, that was Black Sails! And how do you know about that?"

• Your sister knew.

You are not surprised anymore. You are just glad she hasn't told anyone. She's a good sister. Even if Lisa found dirt on her, you would not **** her.

• Riley jerks off thinking about Ingrid.

"Enough!"

• A lot.

You put your phone on silent.