Right down the side!

John winded up his throwing arm and threw 5 successive fruit balls into the tall foresty area, as if to give an impression of a clumsy prey making noise and trying to run back. The distraction was successful as the woman jumped up and began in a dead sprint towards the origin of the noise.

John was glad he had avoided that encounter because as the woman was running it was easy to make out what could only be described as a baseball bat sized cock dangling below her legs. He could only imagine the pain and horrors he would've endured had he come face-to-face with that.

As the woman disappeared into the growth, John quickly scaled down the tree and ran over to the supply cache. He was able to grab a knapsack full of energy snacks and an EpiPen. He wanted to ensure he traveled light enough to not be weighed down but grab the survival essentials.

He jogged away quickly, noticing no other immediate danger signs, and went deeper into the forest.