Rhod goes home to his wife

The sorority girls were very friendly in an odd sort of way, but Rhod had already had quite a long walk, so he decided to head home.

Over dinner, he recounted every detail of his walk like normal, but things were a bit different this time. His wife, Jill, seemed very interested, gleefully excited in fact, as he described everything that had happened after finding the rod. In fact, she nearly pleaded with him for detail on how he'd helped the other strangely behaving women.

After the dishes had been done, she turned to him with a smile that seemed a tad mischievous. "So Rhod, since we both have the night free, I was thinking we could do something _special_ together."

"Oh?" inquired Rhod intrigued, "did you want to alphabetize my great uncle's CD collection, or would you like something more exhilarating? I can dust off a jigsaw puzzle."

"Actually, I was thinking of something more intimate." Jill draped her arms over her husband and winked.

Rhod panicked for a bit as he recalled the date. No, it wasn't their anniversary, or her birthday. "Is it a special day?" he finally asked cautiously.

"No," his wife chuckled a little. "I was thinking we could be a bit spontaneous though."

"Oh," Rhod pondered for a moment. "I suppose that's okay."

"Great! And since we're being spontaneous, let's try roleplaying." Jill snuggled close to Rhod and slowly ran her hands up and down his body.

"I don't know. That Lasers and Feelings game had a lot of complicated rules."

"No, nothing like that," Jill said with an encouraging smile. "We just pick characters and be intimate as them. So I'll be a Red Sonja type, and you can be a tentacle monster with a rod."

Rhod, as usual averse to trying new things, said "that still sounds complicated, how about I just be myself."

"Okay, I think I can work with that," Jill said, seemingly a little disappointed. "I'll go into the bedroom; follow me in after ten minutes."

Rhod nodded. He set a timer and stared outside to watch the grass grow while he waited (one of his favorite passtimes).

When the timer beeped, he followed his wife into the bedroom. She wore only a very short miniskirt and tiny top as she squirmed atop their bed. Her wrists and ankles were bound to its four posts. A blindfold obscured her vision, but she must have heard Rhod enter as she eagerly called out, "oh no, I'm all tied up, and I'm just an innocent cheerleader. Won't you help me?"

"Oh, of course," said Rhod, moving to untie her.

"Ohhh," cooed Jill, "such strong hands. Is there any way I can repay you."

"No need. I'm happy to help."

"Well if you are happy to help..." Jill invitingly writhed on top of the bed. "There's a lot of things a sexy young thing like myself would like done to her by a big strong man."

"Actually I have a wife," Rhod removed his wife's blindfold. "Here's her picture." He added opening his wallet.

"Why are you still wearing pants!?"