Jill tries to be more direct

"Rhod, handsome," Jill said, deliberately soothing her exacerbation. "I want to be intimate with you. I need your sausage in my pocket."

"Ah, I hear ya," Rhod announced as he quickly left the room. He returned a few moments later holding a length of salami. "Do you want this in your left pants pocket or your right?" He scooped up her discarded jeans.

"No, no, I want your member, so we can get down and dirty. I've shaved my bush and everything"

"Ohh," Rhod nodded knowingly. "You want to join a gardening club together."

Jill sighed, and tried a direct approach. "Rhod, I want your dick in my vagina."

Rhod smiled, finally understanding his wife's meaning, and he reached for his phone. Fortunately, his friend Richard lived only ten minutes away. "Hello, Dick," he said over the call. "My wife needs you in her vagina... Alright see you in five minutes."

Jill shrugged in acceptance.