Reuiniting With The Demon King's Daughter

We'd done it.

The four of us were an official couple. Or a quadpple, whatever the word is. Megumin and Kazuma had reconciled, Aqua was happier than ever, the Crimson Demons had a new leader, and I was feeling less awful with my choices to use the earrings. It felt like things were going to be good for us from now on...

"So, what now?" Asked Kazuma, starting to feel the chilly breeze on his well soaked nethers.

“I wanna go home!” said Aqua, “Not Megumin’s house, I wanna go have fun back at our place! I miss the mansion!”

I nodded at that suggestion, and Kazuma seemed eager to not return to Megumin’s house anyway, “I concur. We’ll need to check in with Musume one last time… but after that, I’m happy to just relax at home for a while. It feels like this week has gone on for years.”

"Not for me! You have to do all the fun sex things you did while I was away again!" Megumin protested.

While Kazuma was usually the straight man for our antics, he was looking a little too despondent for that, "We also still need to deal with our massive fines..."

I stroked his back, “We can figure out how to pay our debt another day. Right now, I think I wanna just eat a big meal, get some rest with all three of you, then spend all day tomorrow in bed.”

"Here here!"

We emerged from the woods together, hand in hand in hand in hand, ready to face our new futures together as a unit. Our first and only stop before our home was to find the Demon King's daughter.

This was not a difficult task.

"MUSUME?!" I screamed, running down the grassy hill towards the mountain of flaming wreckage she was standing in front of, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Musume turned. Her scowl of anger towards me sent a thrilling buzz towards my womb, looking completely justified in her attack on the Crimson Demon structure. "Do you know what this was?! A TELESCOPE pointed DIRECTLY at MY BEDROOM!" Her rage boiled over once more into a new stream of fire from her mouth. More high pressure damage, melting the metal and brickwork like it was made of cardboard.

Honestly, I couldn't blame her for this one.

"Um, f-fair enough..." I relented my chastising immediately, turning to see what my new quadpple thought of this... only to find them all lying on the floor covered in mud. Turns out, when you're hand in hand with someone, you tend to drag them along when you start running, "AH! S-SORRY!"

I quickly scooped them up one by one to dust off their battered bodies, Kazuma sighed his pain away while saying, "This is going to be a long relationship."

Megumin, who had been too excited by the burning to care about me fussing over her, quickly rushing towards the flames. "So cool! I had no idea you had fire breath too!"

I hadn't noticed it before, but there was a massive barrel in Musume's hand, clearly full of **** that could just about satisfy Aqua for one night. Musume herself had a bit of a blush on her, probably from the high quality Crimson Demon bubbly from the festival, maybe not being drunk but looking a little more buzzed, "A penchant for destruction? I admire that. This is one of many talents I can show you once you become a member of my army!"

Megumin's starry eyed excitement fizzled out quick at that reminder. "Um... about that..."

Musume looked down at the tiny demon's awkward stance, then followed her gaze towards the three of us. It was hardly the scene of the century, with me wiping away the mud from Aqua's balling eyes and Kazuma emptying a rock from his shoe, but as Megumin smiled at us it was clear that Musume understood. “Hmm. So, my gracious offer is rejected."

“Sorry. Got a better deal with my original team,” said Megumin, acting sassy at first but still bowing towards the massive titan politely, “Thank you for the opportunity, though. Maybe in another timeline we became proper coworkers, until I managed to finalise my plan to usurp you and become the true Demon Lord this land needs.”

“Hahahaha! Perhaps your cockiness would match your stature if you had previously faced me at full power, not thrown your ridiculous explosion spell at me when I was already weakened.”

Taking the moral high road, Megumin didn't even get defensive about her the use of 'ridiculous', “Hmph. Well, if we ever meet on the battlefield again, I’ll be sure to throw as many Explosions as it takes. You can count on that, Musume.”

“I look forward to it, Megumin.”

Their strange handshake goodbye was just one more thing that confused me about their relationship. I had to still ask Musume questions, but I knew better than to interrupt her ‘dramatic exit’ as she liked to call it. Megumin confidently walked away from Musume before joining Aqua and Kazuma behind me.

The fire still raged on in front of us, but I took my turn to step towards the blazing inferno and stand next to the huge dragon lady, “If I may ask, what are you going to do now, Musume?”

Her face--which had been smiling from Megumin's antics--returned to the sour pensiveness we’d come to expect from her. Though, this time, she didn’t seem bothered by my question, more by the lack of answers she could provide. “Admittedly, I am unsure. Our home, my home, was visible from this hill we sit on. Yet the evidence is inarguable, everything I used to know is gone. I have no army. No generals. My father, while still unbelievable, is more than likely deceased."

"You still have a place in my harem!" Aqua called out, "I want to eat your b-mph!"

"Not the fucking time!" Kazuma hissed with a hand on her face.

Musume was too busy taking a swig from her **** barrel to hear what Aqua said anyway. Placing down in front of her with a long-drawn-out breath, "Perhaps I should just return to Iris' prison and live out the remainder of my father's sentence."

"No!" I exclaimed, the word seemed to escape my lips before I could stop it, making her look at me with a confused eyebrow, "I mean… you can do so much more good for the world if you remained free. Princess Iris already wishes to heal the land through synergy and wants you to help her with that."

"You probably won't make it to prison anyway," Said Kazuma, "Trust me, once Iris gets something on her mind it's impossible to change."

Megumin nodded, "She's a very stubborn girl when it comes to helping people."

"Also you're already part of our harem so you can't go to prison!" said Aqua, fighting her way through Kazuma's grip. "Don't silence me, I'm right!"

"Your harem... yes..." said Musume, stroking her chin lightly while looking us over. "Maybe that would drag him out of hiding..."

"Um... excuse me?"

Musume was looking less like the all powerful demon and more like a rebellious teenager with that semi-drunken smile, "Dad! He was always prattling on about finding some 'good demon duke' or 'evil royal prince' for me to marry. He'd hate if I ended up in some human harem so much he'd easily drop any stupid plans he had to stay in hiding!"

"That... Ah! Kazuma!" I exclaimed as Musume reached back and picked him up with one hand.

"Great." Was all he said as he was dragged skyward.

“FATHER! DO YOU HEAR ME?!” Yelled Musume, I had to cover my ears from the sound as her booming voice echoed all around us, “I AM GOING TO JOIN A HUMAN HAREM!"

Silence bar the ringing in my ears followed.

"I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH A HUMAN!”

The endless abyss of peaceful grassland didn’t have much of a witty retort.

“A SIMPLE HUMAN WITH NO DEMONIC QUALITIES! HE SHALL BREED ME, FATHER! MAYBE I SHALL EVEN MARRY HIM! WITH NO POLITICAL GAINS TO BE MADE OF IT AT ALL!”

“Hey, I’m a royal harem owner, ya know.” said Kazuma. His ears apparently used to loud screaming by this point.

“Silence, I am telling my father off,” Musume huffed before returning to yelling at the space her castle used to be, “IF YOU DO NOT RETURN TO THIS PLANE OF REALITY BY TONIGHT, THEN I WILL BE **** TO UN-EMPTY MY THREATS! YOUR LITTLE GIRL WILL BE SULLIED BY SATOU KAZUMA!”

“Do we really have to add my name to it? This is the actual Demon Lord… HMPH!”

“HE IS ALREADY SUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER’S BREAST, FATHER!” Knowing Kazuma that was probably true. I often found him suckling on my teats in the night through sheer instincts alone. Something Musume was perhaps less ready to handle, “F-FINE! JUST BE DEAD THEN! SEE IF I CARE!”

"Ah! Megumin!"

In all the teenage rebellion, we hadn't noticed that Yunyun had begun rushing towards us from the village. Her breasts bounding around in that low-cut top as she scurried down the hill.

"Hm. And just when I thought this night was going so well..." said the sarcastic Megumin, "What's the matter, Yunyun? If you are here to challenge me to a duel, then you should know I am not at my best. I just finished having sex with my new boyfriend and two girlfriends." Her casual admittance and boasting was sort of a nice ego boost for me and Aqua.

"What?! You're all a couple now?!" gasped Yunyun, though she quickly shook herself out of that revelation, "W-wait! I'm not here to challenge you! The villagers are on their way here right now!"

"I refuse to apologise for my actions," said Musume, a shiver running up her spine as she looked down at Kazuma, "Y-you don't have to keep sucking! I'm done yelling at my father! Nn~!"

Yunyun shook her head, "It's not about the telescope! They want Kazuma!"

"ME?!"

"My dad is angry you and I... um..." Her innocent eyes glanced over at Megumin, looking guilty but also sort of happy in a weird way, "S-sorry Megumin..."

"Have you already done it with him too, Yunyun? I already know about Slutzuma's ways, but to find out my rival would whore herself out to just any boy with a big dick... how shameful."

Yunyun's jaw hung open briefly. Having already gone back to sucking the exposed skin of the Demon King's Daughter, Kazuma first said, "Oi!" Then had no defence to continue the growl before returning his mouth to bigger tits.

"Q-quit it!" With quite a cute moan of annoyance, Musume dragged the boy away from her tits to drop him on the ground.

Yunyun matched that level of cuteness with a soft stamp of her foot in defiance, "Megumin I-I'm not a wh-wh-! Oh, nevermind... Look, i-it isn't just my dad, the other villagers are annoyed at Kazuma too! Some say they bought tickets to him and he never fulfilled their orders! And Nerimaki wants to cut off his penis so she can have it back!"

His girlfriends didn't like that one bit, "No way! I love Kazuma's penis on his body for his cum!"

"I'm more than just your jizz dispenser, Aqua!"

"And if anyone is getting mutilated here, it should be me!" I defended him.

"Stop saying things like that, Darkness!"

"If they try to take Kazuma I can show them the true power of the ultimate Crimson Demon! I knew that one day I would have to face them in combat... this is my-!"

"This isn't your destiny, Megumin! Let's just leave already!"

Musume frowned at the tiny man she had been holding, "Hmm. Your life seems rather chaotic as leader to this troupe of misfits. I admire your tenacity."

"I-!" He snapped at her before actually processing what she said, "I... uh, th-thank you."

"Perhaps you will not be the worst possible thing to have sex with from you meager race of meandering misanthropes. The pleasure I impart will perhaps be the last thing you experience on this planet, as my all powerful father will surely not approve of you enough to come back from hell to hunt you down."

"Gahh! You really aren't selling your demon pussy here, lady!"

"SATOU KAZUMA!" A new voice bellowed. Looking up the hill, it was clear that a huge expanse of Crimson Demons were now rushing towards us. The mass of black and red clothes overtaking the dark greenery was still visible in the moonlit midnight. Their thundering footsteps growing louder with each second, the tremors of their sheer volume beginning to shake the ground we stood on. It was hard to tell in the dark, but there was one large man leading the pack. "SATOU KAZUMA! I'LL KILLL YOOUUUU!!!"

"Shit! We need to leave!"

Kazuma had been ready to bolt into the night, but stopped when Musume lowered herself to the ground in front of us, her large black dragon wings grew outwards with amazing magic to stretch out its massive wingspan, "To spite these gross, peeping, wizard perverts one last time, I shall provide you all safe passage from here."

"Everyone on!" I said, not about to turn down an offer like that.

"But I want to fight!" barked Megumin as I dragged her ass onto the dragon's back.

Magic was already being thrown in our direction. Bolts of fire and light were crashing into the patches of dirt around us, and making Musume miss the fact that Yunyun was barely on before take off. "Ah! W-wait!"

The surge of wind that rushed past us as Musume's first flap sent us rocketing upwards. I had to dive to catch Yunyun's hand before she was thrown off completely. Barely managing to hold on to Musume's tail as the sea of Crimson Demons reached the point we'd left from.

Only for holy chains to suddenly shoot out from the crowds.

"Hrg!" Musume groaned, suddenly in pain from the white holy magic that wrapped around her ankle, "Get OFF!"

It was no use, the Crimson Demon's magic was too strong. More bands of light began to wrap around her wrist, her tail, and her horn. Lassoing her before dragging her down using their combined strength. We were not flying upwards anymore, just barely hovering as Musume struggled to fight against the chains.

Magic still flung past us, yelling from down below, and the rush of wind surged in my ears, but I could still hear one voice above all others.

"Do you fools not see what they want?! We can't leave without a speech!" She barked, standing on Kazuma's back who was trying to reach for me and Yunyun, "Behold, Crimson Demons! I am Megumin! Witness your most illustrious prodigy soaring into the heavens on the back of the Demon King's daughter herself! The ultimate master of Explosion magic, have triumphed with 'joke magic' where you could only dream! Did I not smite this beast with a blast so perfectly magnificent that it etched my name into the annals of history?! And now—now she carries me with the utmost respect and awe, as is befitting the greatest Crimson Demon of all time!"

Kazuma growled at her, "Would you get off my back? HGAGGTH!" He made that noise when she grabbed his cheek and dragged his face upwards.

"But let us not forget the pinnacle of my ultimate achievements, the crown jewel of sexual conquests! Kazuma! This is the one—the stupidly lucky adventurer who holds your hearts captive—yet he's mine! MINE! While you all pined and plotted, I secured his love with the sheer **** of my brilliance, charm, and superior sexual features! Who else could tame his roguish thick prick and align it with the fiery passion of a Crimson Demon?! NONE BUT ME!"

"Hey, we're his girlfriends too!"

"So bask in my glory, my ridiculously envious brethren! Compare my many victories to your own and weep at the chances you had to become as great as I! Release us now, and maybe... maybe I'll let you into my harem... if you learn how to cast Explosion~"

Her cocky, shit eating grin was all I could see from the angle I was holding on to. The dragon-like tail was pretty difficult to get a full grip on, so I was just wrapping my body around it while holding onto Yunyun's waist. As such, I only got to see the effect of her speech through the disappearing holy magic, freeing Musume in a sudden flurry of speed. Sending all of us hurtling towards the sky through the daughter's mighty wings, far away from her home village.

I suppose I'll never know if the speech worked or they just ran out of fighting. Though, with how the village usually operated, I think their respect for Megumin was so high they must have decided to just let us go...

5 seconds ago:

All the magic of the Crimson Demons vanished, as the collective village all forgot to continue casting it, instead just shaking their fists in rage at the little brat. "YOU!"

After the initial updraft, Musume leveled off her flight while we were flying above mountains. My body was flung up with Yunyun's and we suddenly found ourselves above Musume, getting dragged into a big pile together by my three partners as soon as I was in range of their hands.

Panting, relieving the panic of the fall, we were all surprised by our ability to actually escape that one. It was only interupted by Megumin laughing.

"Pfft... HAHAHAHAA!"

Kazuma titled his head at her, "Megumin?"

"I can't believe we did that! Did you see the look on their faces?! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA!"

Aqua broke next, placing her hands over her mouth before joining Megumin in giggling away. It was a bizarre feeling, but this time all of us joined in on the impromptu laughter. A big pile of fools on the back of the Demon King's daughter, it certainly felt cathartic to laugh.

After we got our giggles out, Megumin had one more thing she wanted to say, "Okay! While we're travelling home, you have to tell me everything that happened this week! I wanna hear, EVERYTHING!"

Cecily smiled as her holy Goddess and favourite penis both flew away from the annoyed crowd. It really helped that they got away by themselves, or else she would have had to do something.

Or at least, that's what she was telling herself.

In reality, Cecily was far too lazy to intervene and was more in the market to make more business partners.

Casually weaving through the mass of crimson cloth, she was inspecting potential clients for her new theme park, anyone who wanted to purchase a KazuDildo, or just those that looked particularly angry about her ticket's 'non-refundable' policy.

At one point she passed by two fairly youthful Crimson Demons who seemed to be good friends, yet were currently in an argument.

"Can you believe that Megumin?! We did it with Kazuma before her, yet she's the one who becomes his girlfriend?! I knew we should have left the village when she did..." said Funifura, tapping her foot in annoyance and awaiting her friend's agreement, "...Dodonko? What are you doing over there?"

"...hm?"

Funifura rushed forwards, quickly grabbing the thing in her slightly ditzy friend's hand, "Hey! That's your adventurer card!"

"Yeah...?"

"It says you're trying to learn explosion!"

"...yeeaahhh...?"

"Don't give into her demands!" Funifura whined, repeatedly bashing her shoulder lightly, "We can still win Kazuma over without stooping to her level!"

Dodonko frowned, she had been ready already, why'd she have to convince her friend too? "But I heard a rumour that Explosion gives you crazy good orgasms if you pour all your mana into it. Enough to melt your mind and leave you unable to stand up afterwards."

"...it does?"

Several other Crimson Demons were just as surprised to hear about that, and were all subtly looking at their adventurer cards as well.

"Wait, I was following until you beat the Succubus Queen... and then I must have missed something. Who is this 'Cloud' and 'Tifa'?"

"Yeah those guys did sort of come out of nowhere."

"W-we didn't plan for them to appear!"

"I liked them! Tifa had big boobies!"

Cecily had finally found who she was looking for. A very angry woman on her knees and slamming her hands into the ground. Cursing the name 'Kazuma' and 'Megumin' while also throwing insults around to those who tried to comfort her. Demanding they bring them back or that she'll hunt them down, her plan hadn't really come together fully it seemed.

Which was the perfect type of person for Cecily.

"I can get it back for you."

Nerimaki, who had been midway through a particularly long string of curses, slowly petered out her rage. Turning to look back at the blonde priest, "...what?"

"I own the new Kazuma theme park dungeon, but my holy mission will be keeping me on the heels of my Goddess. I need someone to run the place. Someone with business savvy, and experience in wielding Kazuma's huge monster already. You take over my dungeon, split the profits, I can guarantee a girth in your pants."

"...you're so on."

It was Yunyun's turn to interrupt this time, "A-A-A-Aqua's Boss?! Darkness, you went to Heaven and took down an actual Goddess?!"

"Oi, I'm an actual Goddess."

"All because of your love?! That's so romantic... a brave girl rescuing the damsel in distress..." She wistfully daydreamed.

"Oi... no, that did happen."

"WAHAHAHAHA! Your adventures paint you all as a truly demonic ****, indeed!" Boomed our vehicle's voice as we passed over more dark fields, "A harem with a defeated Goddess sounds much more appeasing! And you took down that pain, Xara as well! Incredible!"

"Not to mention a resurrected Sylvia," said Megumin, "And all while having so much sex... honestly, how did you even fit it into one week?"

Kazuma smirked while scratching under his nose, "Anything's possible if you want it hard enough! And you don't mind your hips turning to dust in the process!"

"Well, we have many more weeks to enjoy ourselves..." I smiled, grabbing his hand in mine and looking on as our mansion bloomed into view, with the rising sun of another day starting to illuminate our most precious place. Home.