Remote control (male)

Mike was on his way home from school when he noticed a new odds and end store, thinking this store would have some neat things he entered the store.

“Welcome stranger, I’m the owner of this here odds and end store. Take a look around, If I don’t have it. I’m sure I can find it” said an older gentleman sitting at the cash.

Mike waved as he started looking around, slowly walking down the isles, seeing racks of clothing....toys...furniture.

When Mike came upon the electronic section he got a little excited, he hoped to find a new remote for his downstairs Tv, after looking thru some TV’s, cables, videos, random electronics. He then found a TV remote hanging on a peg.

“Yes, a tv remote” said Mike happily pulling the remote off the peg.

Looking at the remote Mike noticed that it was not a normal TV remote. The buttons where strange.

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• Mute
• Ignore
• Stop whining
• Girlfriend
• Breasts (up) (down)
• Butt (up) (down)
• Strip
• Arousal (up) (down)
• Bimbo
• Slut clothing
• Microphone ( command)

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After paying for the remote he left the store, as he turned the remote around to see if there was anything on the back he accidentally pushed one of the buttons sending out a red beam up the side walk.