Regular Cards

The following are cards that are featured in the decks with the descriptions that goes with them. Feel Free to use these or make up your own. More will be added to this list over time.

• Big Shitter-

...You produce four times the amount of Shit as a normal guy and your turds are much bigger too. This also means you have to use the toilet far more often. Points: 12.

• Branded Dick-

...This is really going to be painful, but afterwards you'll have a permanent mark in your cock. Points: 20.

• Old Man’s Dick

...Your body may be young, but your cock is now old and wrinkly and has trouble getting up at times. Points: 8.

• Healing Farts

...Smelling fresh farts can help cure you of your ails. Points: 11.

• Listen to Your Elders

...Its impossible for you to disobey anyone who is 12 years older than you. Points: 15.