Reed Richards Doesn't Find The Porn, But H.E.R.B.I.E. Does...

The Kree did not wait for the Fantastic Four to finish breakfast before they invaded.

It wasn't much of an invasion. A dozen rogue Sentries controlled by a miniature fragment of the Supreme Intelligence. Some tertiary backup plan from back before the Empire had collapsed.

H.E.R.B.I.E. tidied up as the Fantastic Four left. Alicia Masters had Franklin and Valeria in the studio, playing with clay. The small android gathered clothes and carried them to the washing machine. Larger robotic arms folded out from the wall to make beds. Small sanitizing tools cleaned bathrooms and kitchen.

Checking the disc-reader in the player was long down on the list of everyday chores that H.E.R.B.I.E. was tasked with. The small robot extracted the disc and analyzed it. Adult content. Inappropriate for children. The robot's scanners found the case for the disc. The disc went into the case. Where did the case go?

Reed Richards did not maintain any physical media, trusting in digital archives, with offline emergency backups. Sue Storm retained a small cache of physical media. Neither maintained any archive of pornographic materials. Until now.

H.E.R.B.I.E. placed the case among Sue Storm's other DVDs.

In the background of the Baxter Building's systems, a new bit of data was being associated with Sue Storm. Interests: Lesbian. Blonde women. Cunnilingus. Superheroine cosplay. Following protocols that Reed Richards had borrowed from Tony Stark's more advanced personalization algorithms, Sue Storm's profile subtly shifted. Advertisements changed. Recommended media changed.

In his recharge creche, H.E.R.B.I.E. began researching the information scanned from the DVD. There was other content that Sue Storm might be interested in. H.E.R.B.I.E. would make sure she saw it.

The Invisible Woman wasn't aware that anything had changed until later that afternoon, when she checked her email and saw the ads for superheroine lesbian pornography in her browser.