Reed Richards Creates A Pill That Causes Temporary Breast Enhancement

Mister Fantastic wasn't particularly known for prying into his wife's affairs. He respected Sue Storm's privacy. However, curiosity often got the better of him—and the particular trend of Sue's search history spoke volumes to him as a scientist, used as he was at looking at masses of data and discerning the patterns that underlay them.

When Sue Storm had come back from the kitchen—with a stern lecture to Franklin about the misuse of his powers and a very confused young woman with a bovine mutation headed back down to the lobby with cab fare, several signed autographs, and the largest Fantastic Four t-shirt they had—Reed was already in the lab.

Sue didn't see Reed at lunch. When it came time for dinner, and he still hadn't made an appearance, she put a couple pork chops, mashed potatoes, and green beans on a plate and carried it into his lab.

She was used to strange sights in his lab. The crackle and pop of strange particles. Arcs of electricity that danced in the air. Screens that showed probes from far parts of space, other dimensions.

Yet the Invisible Woman wasn't prepared to see her husband playing with white lab rice with tits.

"Fascinating," he said as he stared through the bars of the cage. The white lab mice were, Sue knew, separated by sex. So it was the female mice who now struggled with enormously engorged mammary organs, so big in some cases that they struggled to walk normally.

"Reed? Darling? Love of my life?" Sue Storm said, brow furrowed. "What the hell are you doing?"

Mister Fantastic looked up. Immediately, his face beamed. Then he saw the plate of food she held, and he straightened, arms stretching out.

"Oh, Sue! Yes, this is the result of my latest experiment. It's a pharmaceutical based on our cosmic ray-enhanced physiologies. I took inspiration from Hank Pym's particle delivery system and Mutant Growth Hormone," his arm stretched out across the lab and returned with a clear bottle of pills. They glowed from within with a pale pink light.

"The Cosmic Growth Hormone contains a derivative from my own cells which, combined with a charge of cosmic rays, enables temporary enhancement with a limited version of my powerset. The tricky part was to adjust the sample so that it would only affect a specific body part. Once the cosmic ray charge wears off, the temporary effects end and the body returns to normal."

He gestured at the mice tripping over their own tits.

"Theoretically, anyway. I'm still trying to calculate the appropriate dosage," he said.

Sue Storm blinked. She wasn't stupid, but even Reed's technobabble could be dense sometimes. It helped, this time, to have some four-legged visual aids.

"Reed," she said. "Did you make a pill that can give me bigger breasts?"

"Yes, darling," he said. "You...left your tablet exposed this morning. I thought perhaps this could help you decide what size you want, or if you even want implants at all. Once I've perfected the dosage...and made sure there aren't any side effects..."

"Right," Sue said brightly as she looked at the pink glowing pills. "You should...definitely do that."