Red Lashes Out!

Red flashed his teeth, which everyone could now see were fangs.

"Or I could bite you all," Red said.

"Red, what are you-- what did you?"

"Oh, didn't you know mom," Red said, "a few weeks ago you sent me to Grandmother's house. I met a wolf on the way. Only it wasn't a wolf. It was some kind of man-wolf with powers. He bit me."

"Bit you?"

"Yes, bit me, and taught me the art of transforming. See, I can be anyone I want to be now. But I can also make anyone into anything. So, let me say this again mom: you will be my girlfriend, and these two men can be the other bitches in my pack."

Red snarled, and everyone stepped back.

"I think we better agree," said the Woodsman. The Carpenter nodded.

"Then we'd better consummate right here, in front of everyone," Red said. "But who... who will be what?"