Chapter 4
by 
Gambio
Rebuttal?
Rebuttal
It was a dark and gloomy night. Rain was falling fiercely on the elegant and beautiful castle deep within Black Forest.
Inside the highest tower chamber, laid a beautiful and lavishly decorated bedroom. There are exactly 666 candles burning within it.
But burning the brightest of them all was the great and mighty witch of miracles who was giggling delicately.
“Would you look at these hapless fooooooools, Mari Beta! They arrogantly read my story without even getting to me! How positively insolent!”
“R-right…”
Mari Beta was on all fours, naked and with his behind raised in the air. Naturally, he wasn’t too happy about this and blushed quite profusely. Beatrice, with a grin on her face, raised her finger and zapped said butt with a lightning arrow. Mari yelped, but of course he was ordered to hold this position, so he could do nothing, as his butt jiggled amusingly.
“Well, then! Who am I do not oblige? Let’s get on with the reBUTTal!”
Mari could only sigh.
Beatrice summoned her trusty skeleton butler Mr. Bones, who promptly produced an ornate chair for the witch. Sitting down on said chair, and using Mari as a footrest, the witch coughed once and began to speak.
“It appears their main point of criticism is the lack of description. Hm, now isn’t this quite familiar? I believe we had the same topic once before.”
“We did?”
“Well, you weren’t present for it. And neither where the two Maxes. But I will tell them the same I told the last two fools. Needless pomp and circumstances is for slothful miscreants. It is important to get to the point swiftly and decisively.”
“...says the queen of pomp.”
ZAP ZAP ZAP
“Generic Quasimedieval Fantasy Land is it? Hmph, how rude! The continent is a vast and diverse place. Certainly more interesting then the pathetic squalor these two troglodytes emerged from.”
“They aren’t the only one to complain about lack of worldbuilding though.”
“Are you talking about that dreadful commentor? I doubt he reads this, but on the off chance that he does...you miserable, ignoble son of a banbera! How dare you cheat my toybox! I will eviscerate you from existence!”
“Can we please get back on topic?”
The witch Beatrice ignored that.
“The image in question is from the game Galzoo Island from Alicesoft. I’m not in it, so it is rather irrelevant but the current background music is from it. Quite fitting for me, wouldn’t you say?”
“Very.”
“Tsk, Mari Beta you are so dreadfully boring this afternoon. Don’t you have something more of substance to add?”
Mari sighed.
“Well, I mean. They where rather fair and objective in their critique. I really don’t even see the point of…”
ZAP ZAP ZAP
“Ouch!”
“Did you get the point now?”
“Y-yes.”
“Wiggle your butt! This is one of these erotic reviews after all. We need to give these two a show.”
Mari wiggled his butt. It was very erotic.
“Yes quite. Hmm!”
This is where the witch took a creative pause, delicately gazing upon the lines of text which compromised the review, pondering which unjust jab to rebuff next.
“They misspelled your name as Mani once”, the witch said with a giggle. “How incompetent!”
“Right…”
“But your name certainly is quite pathetic. Beta? Please! My name has Beat in it, because that is what I am going to do to you!”
What was Mari even supposed to say to this?
The witch sighed. “That would be my biggest criticism. These two indolent slugabeds ended with the cat! I barely appeared! How could they have claimed to have read **** Tournament before getting to my match?”
“You know, you really had a lot of appearances in these few chapters. Obnoxiously so.”
Beatrice was just about to zapp her impudent **** some more when the door was knocked open
“Mistress! I am here for the review! Lets get..kyaaaaahhh!!!”
Kanami gazed upon the scene of depravity in front of her and blushed. She then managed to stumble and somehow land face first on Mari’s butt. Which should not be possible from their respective positions, but nobody told that Kanami.
That caused Mari to lose his balance and the two slaves tumbled to the ground.
The witch of Miracles could only sigh about her two slaves clumsy antics.
“Well, that review is positively ruined. But I believe I made my point.” With the flick of her wrist she made the two screw ups stand up and face each other.
Then, slowly, and very unwillingly, they both closed the distance and kissed.
They then had unwilling body control sex.
It was very sexy.
Meanwhile, Beatrice looked at the camera with a very smug grin on her face.
“You claimed this review had left you wanting. Well, feel free to read more! After all, **** Tournament doesn’t get good until I defeat Mari Beta! I eagerly await your next review.”
The witch cackled.
Today was rather delightful.
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