Rebel!

"You got to be joking," Rich said, "I'm not gonna eat your pussy."

"Then rot," Nisha said, lowering her skirt as she walked away in a huff.

Rich sat up. The guy next to him tsking.

"Yah should have taken her offer," the guy said.

"No way," Rich said, "I'll just wait till they let me go after the Faire closes."

The man walked into the light revealing slick black hair and a sequin white suit. He was at least in his forties. "I've been here since '77," he said.

"Fuck, are you Elvis?"

"Don't wear it out."

Meanwhile at the jousting grounds Kat had met Sir Lance. They hit it off and spent the day enjoying each other's company.

Soon after Kat's mind was replaced completely. She became Lady Katherine of Morning Wood. The submissive wife of Sir Lance. At the close of the Faire the closing ceremony cemented the changes. Rich stuck in the Sheriff's prison forever.