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Aegon Brought The Small Council Together, Well Except Viserys, Who Aegon Ordered Assassinated Before He Returned. Aegon Had Invited Magister Illyrio For This Session of The Small Council. "We Need A Back Up Plan If The Current One Goes Tits Up and There Are Four Solutions In My Mind. The Golden Company, The Unsullied, and The Skagosi and House Greyjoy's Iron Fleet. Magister Illyrio, If We Focus on The Latter Two, Can You Handle The Purchasing Of The Services Of The Golden Company and Twenty Thousand Unsullied?" Asks Aegon. "Unsullied Are **** Soldiers, and Slavery is Illegal In Westeros Your Grace." Says Stannis. "Which Is Why, We Will Offer The Purchased Unsullied Freedom and The Choice To Serve Us. What better Way To Win Their Loyalty?" Says Aegon as He Returns His Gaze To Illyrio. "I am Certain That Will Be No Trouble Your Grace." Says The Magister. "Good, Now To The More Pressing Matter At Hand We Shall Need Sufficient Coin To Fund The Wedding. Never Mind The Men to Keep The Blood Spilled To The Livestock." Says Aegon Flippantly and Tyrion and Oberyn Share a Snicker and Chuckle.

"The Tyrell's Make Up The Bulk of The Royal Army, Why Not Have Them Guard, Their Lieges Daughter Is Marrying The King?" Suggests Oberyn, But Aegon Waves It Off. "Unless We Have The Wedding In The Tyrell Seat I Don't See That Being An Option. The Tyrell's Greatest Asset Is Their Ability To Field Large Numbers Of Troops, Which is The Majority of Their Contribution to The Royal Army." The Young King Says. "What Of The Wedding Of Prince Jon and Lady Myrcella? Would it Not Be Simpler To Have Both Wedding's On The Same Day?" Suggests Pycelle. "No, Robert Refuses To Have Myrcella Marry Jon Anywhere But Storms End." Says Stannis. "Bearded Fuck." Aegon Curses. "It Is Robert." Stannis Points Out. "Still A Bearded Fuck." Aegon Replies. "Agreed." Stannis Concedes.

"We Shall Need To Also Forge A New Crown For Lady Margaery. Varys Will Supply The Details, and Tyrion The Coin." Says Aegon as Both Men Bow Their Heads, Or Rather Varys Does, and Tyrion Raises His From His Drunken Stupor. "We Shall Need A New Master of Ships In Any Case." Says Stannis. "Agreed. Send A Raven To Pyke, Demanding Yara Greyjoy Come To Kingslanding To Fulfill The Position of Mistress of Ships. That Should Repair Some Damage To Relations." Says Aegon. "Why Not Add Lord Velaryon Or Lord Redwyne?" Suggests Connington. "On Second Thought, Send It To Karhold, Demanding Lord Karstark's Presence At Court." Says Aegon.

Aegon Was Seated On The Throne, which Was Giving Him A Sore Arse, When Lord Rickard Karstark Entered The Throne Room, Accompanied By His Two Sons, and Granddaughter. The Three Men and Young Woman Bowed and Knelt and Aegon Motioned Them To Rise. "Lord Rickard Karstark, You Are House Stark's Single Greatest General, You Fought Against My Father and Grandfather During The Failed Rebellion. Now I'd See Your Long Overdue Reward Given, and Expanded. For Your Skill in Leader Men, Your Loyalty To Crown and Liege Lord, I Name You My Master Of Ships. Your Youngest Son Will Assist You In Your Duties. Your Granddaughter Will Serve Me, As A Page and Cupbearer." Says Aegon. "My King, It Would Be My Honor." Says Karstark.

"Very Well, Your Eldest Son, Will Return To Karhold, He Will Serve As Acting Lord of House Karstark In Your Absence, and You and Your Youngest Shall Remain." Says Aegon. "That's, Acceptable Your Grace." Says Karstark"I'm Going To Ask You A Question, If You Give Me The Wrong Answer, You Will Return To Karhold and Never Set Foot in Kingslanding Except For Special Occasions. What is The Most Important Commodity To A Noble House?" Aegon Asks. "It's-" Rickard Begins But His Youngest Son 's Granddaughter Gets There First. "Family. It's Family Your Grace." Says The King's Former Suitor. "Smart Girl, I Look Forward To Seeing You As A Member Of My Household. Lord Karstark, I'm Starting To Think I Should've Married Your Granddaughter Instead." Says Aegon Half-Jokingly.

Getting Off The Throne, Aegon Walked Past The Karstark's and Stopped At The Door, Looking Expectantly. It Took Her Grandfather Nodding For Her To Get Alys Going. With The Girl In Tow, Aegon and His Lead Kingsguard left The Throne Room and Headed For The Royal Courtyard......