Read the morning news

Its long been your habit to pull up a browser window on your generic tablet before truly going about your day. Something reminiscent of the old practice of getting the morning newspaper, except in the modern form; screaming headlines and 99% opinion, which you feel you are quite capable of determining from fact.

Today the national news is as predictable as ever. But there's something interesting in the local news section! You flip to that page with interest.