Read the manual

You take the box back to your car where you open it. Inside is some kind of machine with wires and tubes, a bunch of smoothie mixes, and a small pamphlet.

It turns out the “manual” is really just a QR code directly you to download an app.

You roll your eyes but download the app and sign up for an account anyways. As soon as you’ve entered your information, it takes you to a new user tutorial.

Hygienic requirements: Cash-4-Work uses only premium ChastiCorp device. Upon application of the device, ChastiCorp nanites are absorbed through the skin. These nanites make some normal biological processes, such as excreting waste, unnecessary. Many new users however experience some discomfort in the first few days after a new device has been installed.

Common complaints include feelings of constipation and bloating as well as feeling as if your bladder is overfull. Some workers also feel uncomfortable with the continued presence of sexual fluids in their orifices. Nanites will break these fluids down in 24-48 hours but it is possible to remove them sooner. As the comfort of our contract workers is most important to Cash-4-Loans. To address these complaints you have been given an evacuation system. This system can be used to clean your vaginal and anal areas once every 12 hours.

Click here for evacuation system setup.

It looks like the only way to clean yourself will be enemas and douching. Lovely, you think and ignore the linked video for now. You’ll figure that out later.

Oral devices: Individuals equipped with an oral device will need to ingest a nutritional shake three times daily for the duration of their contract. You will have received a pack of the shakes with your other starter kit supplies. More shakes will be delivered to your registered address weekly. Individuals may also opt for body mods that will make these nutritional requirements unnecessary. Click here for more details.

That link you click. Those shake flavors look disgusting.

Dietary body modifications: Oral workers may agree to have their dietary requirements modified to accept bodily fluids such as semen and urine. Due to the nature of these modifications, workers who agree to this mod must consume bodily fluids. They will lose the ability to gain nutrition from food. Please note that this modification is permanent and cannot be reversed even upon fulfillment of the contract terms. Due to the decreased costs of maintaining a modified oral worker, oral workers who accept this modification will receive a 2% reduction in daily loan fees. To accept this modification, click here.

Being **** to drink cum the rest of your life sounds gross, but a 2% fee reduction is tempting. You’ve heard rumors of people who get trapped in these contracts. Their fees get so high, they actually start going even more in debt instead of repaying their loans.