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Ethan picks it back up after what appears to be a few breaks in the conversation.

H: You were with Ethan today?

L: I was.

H: Committing warcrimes with those WMDs?

L: Hm. Still worried I'm going to try and steal him away?

H: Less than I was.

H: He's not even really mine tho. So he cant really be stolen.

L: Hm. You seem to be singing a different tune from when we first spoke.

H: Idk if I really am.

H: So what were you two talking about? More lawn stuff?

L: How boring do you think we are out here? Lol.

H: Well, if it wasnt for you id have guessed the whole town was a bunch of boring prudes, but you sort quashed that.

L: I think that's a compliment?

H: You're welcome :)

L: Lol.

L: Well the town is far from prudish, but it can still be boring. It can be hard to spice things up.

H: Not enough 20 something year old boys/girls to prey on? :P

L: Partially. It's hard to objectify somebody you've seen crap their pants before, and let's just say I did my fair share of babysitting.

H: Yikes.

H: Still though, I'm sure a woman like you has no problem finding dates.

L: Oh, I have some challenges. Not everybody is buying what I'm selling.

H: Well what are you selling? Over than the massive mommy milkers.

L: Lmao.

L: Well, I can be intimidating.

H: Some people like to be intimidated.

L: Do you?

H: In the right setting.

L: And what setting is that?

H: Not telling. :P

L: Ooo, you tease.

H: A lady has to keep some secrets. :P

L: Truer words.

The topic seems to pitter out.