Reaching the end of Route 1

The sun is just starting to set on this warm summer's day when you reach the edge of Viridian City once more. You've walked for hours today, and your feet are killing you.

"At least we made it back to the city without getting challenged." Belle says breathlessly.

"You ALMOST made it back without a challenge." Comes a familiar voice.

Oh no.

Standing in between you and the line of trees that represents the border between Route 1 and the city, are Baz and Bo. And they're each holding a Pokeball.

"We challenge you to a battle!" Bo says menacingly.

"And when you lose, we'll be taking those precious anal virginities of yours that you were so proud about on TV just now." Baz says cockily.

Oh yeah, your TV show must just have aired. Who knows how many of your friends have seen that now. Perhaps even your mother. The thought makes you go red with embarrassment once again.

"You bastards. Don't you have any compassion? Any shame?!" Belle spits, with a dark expression.

"SHAME?! Hahaha, we're the ones that should be asking you if you have any shame, going on a show like that. Pokeslut." Baz cackles.

"Don't you fucking dare talk to her like that." It's your turn to put on a dark expression, and stand between the cruel young men and your new friend.

"Oh, protecting her, are you? That decides it. I want YOUR asshole." Baz points at you. "Nidoran, go!"

Baz summons a small female Nidoran in between you.

"I'll take the other slut then." Bo chuckles. "Sandshrew, go!"

A small smooth rodent appears.

"Charmander, go!"

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Four Pokemon.

Four Trainers.

Two battles.

Two smirking assholes hoping to **** their opponents upon their victory.

Two puckered assholes at serious risk of being forcefully broken in.