Random rebel

You are a random rebel. One night you are tasked with a mission to fight along side the great Jedi Rey. You have a great mission and you wipe out a first order ship. You have to retreat to your shop though. Rey boards you your crews ship. You are safe. But you notice that your crew is bleeding and dead. You suck it up and sit down. "Rey great to meet you." I sit at the control and fly away. "Hey that's for flying me out here. You were brave today" She smile at me. "Ah shit the hyper drive. Its broken. Looks like it gonna be a long ride home. We sit back and relax.

"Well where is this ships restroom. I must go" I point her toward the back of the ship. I look back toward her. She left the door open!! I look back forward. I hear a flush and she comes back. "I feel better"

We fly for awhile when I grow hungry. "How about some food?" She agrees and we go to the kitchen. We eat some fresh Garflanx. You am tired. "I think I'm gonna get some shut eye." She agrees to watch the ship.

You wake up to a noise. You open your eyes and see Rey had found a sex bot. "Hey don't play with that" she looks toward me. "Well what is it" I take it away. "You know a SX Droid." She is puzzled. "What's that?" I shove the Droid back in it's compartment. "You know a Droid you fuck!" I stomp away.

"What is fuck?" I notice she is a virgin. "It's a thing for people who really like each other" I am so embarrassed to talk about this. "Can you show me how."