Ramona, Tyler’s older sister(alternate)

(Author’s Note: As unrealistic as things get in this story, this one is really just plain ridiculous. It is convoluted, and where as Ramona is redeemably ditzy in the other line, here she’s a full blown dumbass. Chris is also a bit out of character. I only still post it because it wasn’t until I was almost done that I realized just how different the tone of this chapter gets. If that’s not your style, you’re probably better off ignoring this one, but if you’re into pure SMUT, you might prefer it this way. I have no idea if I will continue this path, but others are welcome to it.)

“OMG Chris is that you?!” You realize this might not have been the safest option. “I haven’t seen you in, like, forever!”

Ramona Baron is the older sister of Tyler, and an absolute blonde bombshell. Before you met Heather, she was the hottest girl you knew. She used to babysit you before your dad married Carol. It’s a miracle you didn’t die as a kid, because Ramona was a terrible babysitter. She’s a nice girl, and you know she tried her best, but the girl is a complete ditz. The walking definition of the word bimbo. It was a wonder she could dress herself, which might explain why she was answering the door in a very revealing towel despite being totally dry. The top covered none of her cleavage, and it looked like if it were any lower her areola’s would be showing.

“Have I come at a bad time, cause I can just come back later if you-” Before you can finish she pulls you into a hug, bringing your head down into the cleavage of her D-cup breasts.

“Don’t be silly Chris, daddy and Tyler aren’t gonna be back for a while so you might as well come in already.”

“Wait, so is it just you here?” You ask.

“No dummy, you’re here too. Aren’t you supposed to be, like, really smart CJ?” You hate when she called you CJ. She‘a the only one who ever does it, other than when Tyler or Heather want to get on your nerves.

“Anyways, it’s just gonna be us for at least three hours, which is perfect cause we have SO much catching up to do.” She walks inside, and you see just how small the towel really is. It doesn’t even wrap all the way around, ending at about her shoulder blades. Her whole ass is hanging out. You look away, trying your best not to get hard. If it weren’t for the fact you’ve already cum twice today, there’s not a chance you would be able to resist. You sit down on the couch in the living room, and she goes into the kitchen.

“Want anything from the fridge?” You hear her call.

“No thanks.” Why couldn’t she just go put some clothes on. “Hey don’t you wanna go get dressed? I can wait here while you do.”

“Nah, I actually only put this on cause I thought you were daddy or Tyler getting back earlier. Boy was I glad when I saw it was you, cause I’m having a relaxing day strutting around naked.” She says, now carrying a plate of pizza roles.

‘Does she mean what I think that means?’ Sure enough, you almost fall off the couch as she sits in a recliner across from you, and tosses the towel away. You glue your eyes to the floor, and begin to picture old people and dead animals as a last ditch effort. You feel a twitch for a few seconds, but somehow you manage to hold it together.

‘Ok, I just have to make it to when Tyler gets home, cause then she’ll get dressed and I don’t have to talk with her.’

For the next few minutes basic small talk is made. Almost exclusively on her end, as Ramona can talk forever if you give her the chance. You don’t hear a word of it, just focusing on not getting erect.

You don’t know just how much time passes, you just know it can’t have been very long when you suddenly feel Ramona shaking you by the shoulders.

“CJ!” She shouts. Startled by her, your head shoots up, and you end up head-butting her square in the forehead. She stumbles, and falls flat on her ass, legs spayed totally apart, giving you an unimpeded look at her pussy. If it weren’t for the fact that your head was fogged up from the blow, that would have been the end.

“Oww, careful CJ. Are you ok?” She doesn’t even try to cover herself, resting her hand on her head. “Don’t worry. Nurse Ramona is on the case.” She grabs you by the arm and brings you into the bathroom. Sitting you down on the toilet lid, she begins to rummage around in the medicine cabinet. “Guess I’m still babysitting you after all these years huh CJ?”

She suddenly takes a bottle and takes out a pill that she then hands you.

“One Tylenol, Doctors orders.” She beams. Somehow you still aren’t getting hard, despite the fact that you haven’t been able to look away from her since entering the bathroom.

‘Maybe I’ve just gotten used to seeing her naked?’ You think as you swallow the pill.

She puts the bottle back, and then takes out another bottle that she swallows a pill from.

“So what did the Doctor have you take?” You ask, trying to make conversation to ease the awkwardness.

“Tylenol, silly.”

“But I thought the bottle my pill was from was Tylenol.” You feel worried about what she might have given you.

“Well yeah, that was the male Tylenol. I have to take female Tylenol. Come on CJ, it’s basic science.” She said matter-of-factly.

“Lemme see those bottles.” She hands them to you, and when you read the labels you realize that you are officially, and royally, fucked.

It was viagra.

You figure you’ve got twenty minutes tops before it sets in. You’ll just have to tell Tylor a family emergency came up. You don’t know where you plan on going, you just know you have to get away. You leave the bathroom, but as you enter the living room Ramona pushes you onto the couch again.

“I’m so sorry CJ. Don’t worry, I can fix this.”

She grabs your waistband and whisks your pants and boxers off all at once. She then grabs your still soft penis, and begins to try and jerk you off.

“What on earth are you doing?!” You shout.

“We have to get the viagra out, and since it goes to your penis I need to make you cum. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fingering myself so you don’t have to.”

‘Tyler is gonna kill me’ On the plus side, you’ll die having boned the second hottest girl you know.

*2 hours later*

You have no idea how many times the two of you have cum at this point. All you know is that after today you won’t be inexperienced anymore. The effects of the viagra seemed to have been amplified by the wish. After she finished the hand job, she thought that maybe if the two of you sucked the viagra out like snake venom that would work. She was a wonder with her mouth, and her pussy tasted sweet as honey. You then moved on to getting a boob job. She claimed maybe you just had so much that you had to go a long time. This brought on the discovery that the wish evidently gave you an endless supply of cum, because Ramona was convinced this idea was the key, and you had now single handedly drenched her in semen. Following that she decided that mixing the fluids would cancel them out, and so you tried just about every position you could think of, trying to find the perfect mixing pose as she called it. Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, corkscrew, face off, pretzel, wheelbarrow, and more that you don’t know the name of.

“CJ I’m sorry to have put you through all this for nothing, but I can’t think of anything else to try.” She says as you continue to fuck her totally unrestrained. “If it’s any consolation, you’re, like, really good at sex. If I didn’t have to go back to college in a few days I think I’d have to do this every day.”

“Ramona, I don’t know how to break it to you, but viagra just wears of over time.” Granted your pretty sure that it doesn’t make you a sex wizard, but that wasn’t relevant right now.

“Wait, so we didn’t have to do any of this?”

Technically it was inevitable, but she didn’t know that. You lift her from the missionary position the two of you were in, and press her against the wall, continuing your thrusting all the while.

“Well no, not really. But it’s like you said, it feels great doesn’t it?”

“So that means we can just do it for fun now right?” You weren’t sure what she had been doing up to now.

“Yep, just sex for sex sake.”

Somehow things got even more intense after that. Both of you dug your fingers into the other as you squeezed each other tighter. The two of you went on for another hour, you now playing with her breasts any chance you got. You sucked, licked, tweaked and even bit, which is were you learned Ramona had a slight thing for pain. Realizing this, you flipped her over into the wheelbarrow positions again, only this time you spanked her with every stroke.

*smack*

*smack*

*smack*

“AH, AH, AH, YES, YES, SPANK ME HARDER CJ! SPANK ME FOR BEING A BAD GIRL AND GIVING US THE WRONG PILLS! SHOW ME WHAT A BAD BABYSITTER I AM!!”

Finally, after ages of mindless, thoughtless sex, you feel like the end is nearing. You were both covered in scratches and hickeys, and your skin was drenched in sweat with a pinkish sheen. Her ass glowed red from the spanking.

After only a few more minutes, you both come to your respective climaxes, collapsing to the floor from exhaustion after non stop fucking for three hours. You lay on the ground, and she falls on top of you.

“Oh CJ, I think I might just need to start babysitting for you again. That was the most intense thing I’ve ever done.” She gasps, laying on top of you.

You both just take a moment to breath, when you hear someone digging for keys outside the door.