Raging Cajun Gator

"Uh, Kitty," Kumiko said to the imposter as Gator Gal slowly stomped forward, "is it my imagination, or does Gator Gal seem angrier than usual?"

"Angry?" Gator Gal asked, a sinister chuckle escaping her throat as she continued forward. "Oh, I ain't angry, Kumiko. Angry is what I was when you tricked Stripe into spraying me with her juice da first time we fought, und when it happened again at dat looka alike contest. Angry is what I was when I found my ex-fiancé sleeping with another woman one day after calling off our wedding because I became dis hulking freak of nature."

Seeing a stalagmite nearby, the alligator woman grabbed it and broke off a large chunk like a twig, brandishing it like a large, stoney baseball bat as she continued. "Now den," she continued, "you flash frying my sweet, lovable, innocent Ryu? Dat is definitely crossing da line, but I am not angry in da slightest."

"Ooh..." Kumiko said, going wide eyed as she got her wand ready. She knew where this was going.

"I'M FREAKING LIVID!"

With a mighty and primal roar, Gator Gal charged forward and swung her makeshift club down, Kumiko just barely managing to dodge as a massive crater was left in the place where she once stood.

"I swear! It was an accident!" Kumiko screamed as she dodged another swing. "I was trying to beat Mademoiselle Mufette when Lord of Lobsters -"

"Wait, wait, wait, wait." Gator Gal said, momentarily stopping her attack as she glared down the heroine. "You almost killed my boyfriend, because you were trying to kill my best friend?! Da only two people on da whole planet dat don't see me at a freak?!"

Kumiko let out a squeak. "Okay, I see that I may have worded that extremely poorly, but -"

The heroine yelped as Gator Gal let out another primal roar, dodging the alligator woman's attacks once more.

"I wasn't trying to kill anyone!" Kumiko yelled.

"LIAR!" Gator Gal roared, now even madder than before. "I'm not a smart gal, but I ain't at stupid at everyone thinks I am! Now hold still so dat i can clobber you!"

"Super Special Mag-" Kumiko began as she pointed her wand at the alligator woman, only to have the latter back hand the wand out of her hands and sending it flying several feet away. "Uh oh..."

"I'm fixin' to make it so your own mama or dentist won't be able to identify your remains..." Gator Gal snarled.

Deciding not to inform the enraged alligator woman that her 'mama' and 'dentist' were the same people, Kumiko gulped as Gator Gal lifted her makeshift club over her head, preparing to slam it down. Desperately thinking quickly, the heroine scooped up a handful of dirt and threw it into the alligator woman's face. Gator Gal roared in pain and dropped the stalagmite, desperately rubbing the dirt from her eyes as Kumiko made a run for her wand.

The second she grabbed it, however, Gator Gal grabbed Kumiko by her bare shoulders and pinned her against the wall, causing the heroine to drop the wand as the alligator woman snarled in her face. The heroine looked over the villain's shoulder to see the Kitty imposter merely floating there with a "worried" expression on his face.

Okay, now she knew that wasn't Kitty! Kitty hardly helped out in these fights, but even the quokka would have at least tried to help when her life was in danger and she didn't have her wand!

"Game over, Bitch!" Gator Gal spat.

"Excellent work, Gator Gal!" Goddess of Shadow's voice echoed from nowhere as Kumiko looked around for the source, a shadow portal opening up behind the alligator woman. "Now you can send her to the castle where we will be waiting with all her loved ones."

"Yeah, about dat..." Gator Gal snarled, "I was thinking about sending her up da rivuh instead."

"W-what?!" Kumiko gasped.

"What?!" Goddess of Shadow's surprised voice echoed. "No, no, no! Remember the plan, Gator Gal! We need Kumiko alive in order for this to work!"

"Well, if she wanted to live, she should of not tried to kill da two people who actually don't consider me a freak und are the closest to me!" Gator Gal spat as she got closer to Kumiko's face.

"Nice idea, Boss." Stryker sarcastically muttered under his breath in annoyance. "Send a starving, rabid hyena to catch a rabbit instead of a well-fed, trained hunting dog."

"Gator Gal! I order you to stop this at once and bring her to the castle!" Goddess of Shadow's voice snapped, "Lord of Lob- Ryu is alive and waiting in the throne room with the rest of the group now! You have no reason to ruin everything we worked hard for!"