Putting On The Ritz

Well I did my hair up in a cute top knot ponytail and as far as makeup goes I decided to go light, just a little bit of eyeliner. Before I go any further I think I need to mention something I forgot in my introduction. As we men became more what used to be called feminine we began to wear our hair in what used to be female styles, same with our clothing. As for women they began to copy our former styles. Take my mother for instance. She wears her hair in the same crew cut style she had while she was in the army. Her attire is mostly collared cotton shirts, ties and slacks with loafers. Now whenever she's on a job site she wears the same clothes as the women doing the construction work. Enough fourth wall breaking, back to the story.

I look myself over in my vanity mirror. My hair and makeup are done exactly how Maya likes it. Now it's time to go to my closet and pick out an outfit. Ah here's a nice light blue crop top that not only goes well with my green hair but also accentuates my blue eyes. I think I'll wear this. Now for a bottom. You know what, it's a nice spring day out so I'll put on my white chino pants and a brown braided leather belt. Wait a minute, with the chinos on I better wear some underwear. The light linen is see through if I'm standing in the right light. I am going to get a bottle of wine on the way there and I don't want to inadvertently give anyone a show after all.

Now for my footwear. Oh I know. My brown thin strap thong sandals, they go so well with this belt.

Oh and I think I'll bring some weed and a small wooden bowl. Yeah that sounds good, I'll put that in my purse.

That's it, I think I'm ready to go. I give myself one last look in my full length mirror, yeah I'm ready.

Time to go to Maya's