Time to Meet Mom

Mom sits at the small round table in the kitchen. Her large six foot three inch frame hunched over as she stares at her breakfast of a fruitcup, peach yogurt and cranberry juice." What the fuck is this?" Standing by the kitchen sink in my long terrycloth bathrobe and fuzzy slippers I stand my ground. I've been preparing for this in my mind all week.

"That dear mother is your breakfast. I know you don't recognize it because it's actually healthy, not the heart attack special your used too. Sorry about that." I grin as she grumbles something about me being a nag under her breath then I add." It'll do you some good to eat healthy once in a while." She retorts." Your great grandmother lived to a hundred and nine eating what you just called a heart attack special plus two packs of smokes a day. Sometimes Sweet Pea living life helps you live longer."

"Stop that, there's nothing wrong with the fruitcup or yogurt and I might wish to add you told me you like cranberry juice so stop your complaining. Good God your acting like I'm trying to feed you a bowl of mudbat shit." She grins the type of fake smile someone gives when they're trying to be a wise ass and continues to eat.

" I'll make a deal with you. If you eat the more nutritious breakfasts I serve you I'll make whatever you want for dinners. How's that for a deal?" She looks up from the table. "Alright Ari( people sometimes call me Ari for short.) I'll eat healthier at breakfast so long as you make my favorites for dinner. As for tonight however I'll have to stay late at work on that new bridge project so I'll be eating out so don't bother making me dinner tonight."

Actually that works out well, I'm heading over to my friend Maya's house today and I probably won't be home until tomorrow. "Fine I'm staying the night at Maya's so I won't be home either. I will however be leaving your breakfast for tomorrow morning in the fridge. I expect you to eat it." I grin as I continue. "And none of your tricks. I'll know if you don't eat it."

She gets up from the table her breakfast finished. "Alright baby boi, I'll see you sometime tomorrow." She kisses me on the forehead, looks in the mirror and straightens her tie than leaves for work.

I on the other hand clean up, make her breakfast for tomorrow and go upstairs to put something sexy on before heading out to Maya's place.