Puttin' them to work

McGregor aimed his gun to the ground. "You two are workin' off your debt!"

McGregor's daughter pulled down Ben's pants, stripping his naked like Cassidy. "And ya'll are doin' it in the buff!"

Cassidy froze in fear. "Wait, we don't want to steal anything! We just...we got a little carried away, okay?"

"Yeah, what she said!" Ben agreed. "Don't shoot us!"

"Ah, no you don't!" McGregor said. "Ya'll city folk come here every year to steal mah family's work for Halloween. This is a family tradition, not a money-makin' scheme!"

"Ya'll two want our trust?" Mama McGregor asked. "Then ya'll prove it!"

"And Daddy ain't gonna shoot!" The daughter said. "The gun's empty! He just likes to scare city folks!"

A pumpkin bounced off the girl's head. "Mary Bell, keep that mouth of yours shut!"

McGregor stomped past the naked lovers to yell at his daughter. As the family argued, Ben leaned closer to Cassidy. "Babe, hurry! Let's run!"

"What?! Are you nuts?!" Cassidy hissed.

"You heard her! He doesn't have any bullets!"

"And we don't have any clothes! You want to just wander around this place naked?! Where any other crazies could find us?!"

"Is it better working with these nutbags?!"

Cassidy looked between her naked boyfriend and the arguing family of rednecks.